Thinking about changing my Url name on here. Targaryens-blog is getting kinda boring for me 😭😭😭.
Yooooo I changed it ~ now I gotta get my laptop out and create an About me and Aesthetic look for the website version ~ (Sukunas-Play-Thing)
you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex
I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
Yeah, we're the animal so preoccupied with petting other animals we're sort of collectively upset there are animals we never get to pet, so we make proxies to snuggle and tell their ghosts we'd have loved them if they were here.
...and tell their ghosts we'd have loved them if they were here.
Hang on i just have to cry for a minute
Please I want a mosesauraus stuffie so bad 😢 😭 😢
“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
it's ok to be horny! it's good to be perverted! your sexuality isn't shameful and the things that turn you on are good and should be celebrated!!! even if its weird!!!! especially if it's weird and fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!
To the asshole that rode my ass with his brights on and then brake checked me when I slowed down for you to go around Have the LIFE. YOU DESERVE.
tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck
Just found this comic and it's so good I feel sick
guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
me when i get tagged by mutuals: oh my GOD my friend noticed me,, omg my bestie in the world wide web, my beautiful wonderful amazing fren whom i cherish dearly, JUST NOTICED ME,, I AM ABOUT TO C O M B U S T
me when tagging mutuals: oh no... i hope im not annoying you.. or anything.. if you want I'll never tag you again.. only if you want tho.. if you don't want to be tagged then that's okay.. i love you.. pls don't hate me,,,
Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love
This Kid dick stuff is extremely hot 😲💞 but don't forget about Law 😎 What do you have in mind for his 🍆? I can imagine him beeing very shy and ashamed when he gets (for whatever reason) sometimes a boner in public (and the straw hats or Bepo see it 😁). He might try to hide it with a book or he thinks of girls like big mom 😂.
Thank you so much for not forgetting our pretty boy Anon!! 💛
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
via imgur
Science
I love it
What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve
stop it steve
mood:
His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.
hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE
I've been emotional today and I see Steve?¿???? BEING STEVE .????? I feel better now
how law looks at you when hes fucking ur throat for being a brat
Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey
Warnings: Read chapter 1 for warnings
Taglist: @phsycochan | @mirillua | @augustanna | @chaixsherlock | @whore-of-many-hot-men
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