[Waking up on the beach post-Nautiloid crash]

Tav: Well, the good news is we made it. The bad news is I have no idea where we are or how we're going to survive the next few days, let alone get these tadpoles out of our heads. Any ideas, buddy?

Durge, having their third dissociative episode in the hour, staring with concerning fixation at a random corpse on the beach: I crave bloodshed, brother.

Tav: ...

Tav: How about we try to find some other survivors. I don't think I should be alone with you.

baldur's gate 3 is just. break the abuse and trauma cycle. being forced to believe a certain way is wrong. there is more outside of the small window that i perceived the world to be. i will create my own identity. maybe the people i thought loved me did not, in fact, have my best interests at heart. i need to find the clown's body parts so the drag queen can resurrect him. my destiny is not written in stone.

I’m only here to help the mages and start a romance with Anders (again). nothing more

"You starve Tara? You leave her to starve like lowly stray? Jail! Jail for one thousand years!"

Not pictured: the rest of camp waking up and all hell breaks loose.

Welp, this game has unexpectedly taken over and lives in my head rent free to the point it actually jump started the will to art lmao.

Baldur's Gate 3 PSA:

Throw the healing potion on the ground next to your companions.

Do not throw them at your companions.

A young Wizard’s best friend.

Baldur's Gate in Darkest Dungeon style, two of my most favorite games!! This isn't my usual style but I've absolutely fallen in love with it after creating this piece! I may make more work like this in the future!

I got hella DD vibes from the Shadowlands in Act 2, which inspired me to make this!

I spray him like the misbehaving cat he is

✨rawr✨

Confession: Imagine anders and Hawke going at it and accidentally summoning Justice bc he doesn’t understand the concept of like choking or whatever. Hawke getting rough fucked and smacked around a little and then Justice appears like “wtf is this”. Or Anders being like “sorry babe, I can’t spank you, Justice wouldn’t get it”. I just think Justice has untapped comedy value in this universe

all the talk to Anders quests are just

"quest: check on Anders and see how he's doing."

"quest completed: he's doing bad."

Dragon Age II + text posts, part 2

More DA text post memes:

sbr tips

Confession: Catboy anders

i love when you're talking to someone who's not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like "haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?" and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

omw to go sit in your pool

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

I'd like to think that the "STOP 🛑" sign is also for the gators.

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

*WWHEEZEE*