women are really hot. did you guys know this

Leaked snippet of an unreleased Demi Lovato song

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

sorry if i come off as stupid, its because i am

The feeling is mutual

Requested by anonymous: “Reader has the powers of invisibility, and sometimes when she’s embarrassed/flustered she can’t control her powers, so she goes invisible. Maria is always all business, until the avengers invite her and R to one of their parties. Maria flirts with reader until she goes invisible and then they eventually end up confessing their feelings for one another.”

pairing: Maria Hill x fem!reader

Words: 1k

A/N - A little late but happy new year!! This is me starting my ‘fanfic dump’ where I post stories from 2019 that just never saw the light of day for whatever reason. It means I get to start with a clean slate in 2020. I do not promise that any of them are actual good.

Since the day you discovered them, you’ve always had trouble controlling your powers. It had started when you were little and you bumped into Cody McKellen at lunchtime. The food on the tray went everywhere including all over her. You had frozen completely, heat rushing to your cheeks in sheer embarrassment but everyone else insisted you had runoff. The lunch lady made you apologise when you finally reappeared. Since then every time you got nervous or embarrassed you would just disappear in order to hide your shame. Once S.H.I.E.L.D got wind of your abilities you were forced to join their academy despite countless protesting. You weren’t the best field agent but your ability gave you an advantage many others didn’t have; you were exceptional at being sneaky. That was probably the only part you didn’t struggle with.

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this is so cute

im glad you like it!!

here i go writing soft angst at three in the morning bc i cannot sleep and i’m a hot mess. pls don’t yell at me to get more sleep aldslkjfldskj i love y’all x

“Why aren’t you asleep?” 

Wanda turned her head and saw you standing in the doorway, arms crossed over your chest and an unapproving frown on your face. This wasn’t the first time you caught her staying up later than the rest of the team, and she always had an excuse that you didn’t believe. You wondered what she was going to tell you this time. 

The chill of the air bit your cheeks as you stepped out and sat next to Wanda, but you didn’t plan on leaving until she agreed to go with you. You tugged the blanket tighter around your shoulders and sucked it up. 

“I had a terrible thought today,” she replied. 

“And what was that?” 

“What if I am doomed to lose the people I love the most? I lost my parents and Pietro. We lost Nat and Tony. I feel like I’ve lost myself a little bit, too.” 

She took your hand, giving it a little squeeze the second your fingers linked. She always loved how cold your hands were - as odd as that sounded. On days when she didn’t feel the best, you’d rub your cool fingers along her bare back, and she’d feel better instantly. Shivers and all. 

“Have I lost you too?” She croaked, refusing to look up at you. 

In the midst of her grief, she felt she couldn’t be a good girlfriend. She broke up with you and cut all contact because she thought that’s what was best for her, but she never thought about you. Your grief. Your love. For that moment, Wanda had been entirely selfish, and she thought that was okay until she finally saw you after all that time. 

You rubbed your hand up and down her arm, letting out a small sigh through your nose. No matter how many days passed since your break up, you could never stop loving her. She believed she was doomed to lose the people she loved, and you were certain you were doomed to always love the people who left you. But you were going to change.

“No, you haven’t lost me.”

that was rather rude of you! THE ANGST IN THAT ONE LINE!

i would apologize but it’s just too much fun to see yall react like this 😘

Lena Luthor – Supergirl

Katie McGrath + not sitting up straight #2

Transgender Day of Visibility.

Comic text:

How to do better at getting new pronouns right. No more “oh I’m trying but it’s just really hard.”

1. When you slip up, correct yourself briefly and move on.

Speech bubble text: When I first met Lily she was- I mean Aiden, he was literally doing a handstand on a skateboard.

2. When someone corrects you, say “thank you” and just move on swiftly

Person 1: I hadn’t even finished yet and he had already-

Person 2: They.

Person 1: Right, thanks! They had already gotten 8 ready?!

3. Get into the habit of interrupting people with a quick correction. Yes, every time. It sets a good precedent, it takes some of the burden off trans people, and makes it easier to catch yourself.

Person 1: What is she doing? That looks-

Person 2: He.

Person 1: Oh yeah. Whatever’s he’s doing looks weird.

4. For every time you get it wrong, do it right 3 times, like saying 3 compliments (it doesn’t have to be out loud)

Thought bubble text: I should go pick up Jax- Oh shoot! Jax. Their name is Jax; they have been exceptionally patient with me today; and they are wearing lovely earrings.

5. Consider meeting with someone to practice. Go for coffee with a mutual friend and correct each other until you get it.

Person 1: So her pronouns are they/them- Wait their pronouns-

Person 2: We really have to practice, so we can get this right for them.

Person 1: Totally!

6. Don’t make anyone feel like a burden for having pronouns you’re struggling with. Do not say “oh it’s just really hard.”

Speech bubble text: Thank you for sharing your authentic self with me, I’m learning and I really appreciate it. [heart emoji]

7. Don’t make them alleviate your guilt. If you get it wrong do not apologize profusely, because that puts the other person in the position of having to say it’s ok, and putting their own feelings aside to make you feel better/stop apologizing.

Express your love and learn.