I'm trash, just not approved trash

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

Medieval authors were so fucking funny. In "The Faerie Queene" this guy comes up to the main hero and is like "Don't go over to that cave, there's a guy inside that makes people kill themselves." And the hero is like "Bet." and goes into the cave. Then the old man (literally called Despair) is like "If you die, you can't commit sin." and can you guess what happened.

They also fucking LOVED King Arthur. Like 9/10 in any book published back then, there would be a King Arthur cameo. The original blorbo. He would just show up mid-story and be like "I'm on an adventure! But I guess I can lend my aid to you first since I'm so noble and awesome." And people would just eat that shit up.

It's beautiful that humanity never changes

I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

and I am in character as the king’s most trusted advisor the whole time

I could say things like “yes, my liege, most clever, my liege” and keep notes for the DM and maybe supply a few character voices. and serve everyone very sinister tea.

No. I’m not looking for any words. Dungeon Mentat suits me just fine.

I believe he rolled a 3,my lord... He does this to spite you...

I actually recently used my partner to help make NPC rolls during a large battle sequence.

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

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man if I was a russian mob boss and my worthless layabout son killed baba yaga's dog I'd just fucking give him up. like immediately. like call john wick's secret basement landline and be like "iosef's at the club. all his goons and bodyguards have been instructed to stand down. there's a new puppy on your front porch. do you want an edible arrangement or anything"

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

And what do you think you can bring to our company?

Gonna steal from it

feeling like the health inspector

The Worst Attraction in Every State

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

Jesus H. Christ

get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip

Oh wait it gets better. His name is Nibbles Woodaway and we decorate him every Christmas. The company had to change their name because everybody referred to them as the one with the Big Blue Bug

Steve's choices / Bucky's lack thereof

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

Thank u for this contribution

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

palpatine, after getting seventy two emails from HR about how vader has been a lil obsessive over the whole obi wan thing: perhaps your feelings for your old master have left you weakened

darth vader, sitting on a throne on the planet where obi wan struck him down, after spending ten years obsessively hunting obi wan, calling obi wan master and telling him ‘you didn’t kill anakin skywalker’ in a rare moment of empathy that set obi wan emotionally free: kenobi means nothing. I serve only you, my master

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

There were, of course, innumerable things wrong with Sheev Palpatine BUT I want to know what specifically made him the only Sith Lord to not be completely obsessed with Obi Wan Kenobi. Literally all of the rest of them were wandering around like

But not Sheev!

Why was he immune? What was wrong with him specifically in this instance?

Absolutely obsessed with the R A N G E of responses in the tags xD

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