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hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
why were you microwaving a lemon???
I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots
Did you burn an orange too? How???
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
Transferring anatomy notes. Pls recommend me your favorite pens!! I'm looking for the perfect pen and haven't found it yet :')
Why can't I just do better lmao
me: I look good today :)
my brain: you look like this
blease be quiet
due to personal reasons I deeply wish that this autumn feels entirely like rebirth
*takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon*
they call me eggboy
he do be lookin kinda fresh doe
I know he’s out there somewhere and I just wanna like have some tea with him or something, and tell him he’s lovely because he deserves it
i have been having. a Weird fucking time
you fools
don’t do this
bastard’s degree
bastard of sciences
motherfucker of arts
I like them
this is the nicest comment ive ever received
