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Star Trek : Strange New Dumb Comics

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Hello, I'm Grandkhan (main blog @grandkhan221b) and I make silly Star Trek comics based on texposts, incorrect quotes or just dumb stuff from my imagination !
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Hey there! I really liked your Star Trek picrew and I've been looking at a lot of other picrews and none seem to have Kelpien customisation options. I was just curious about if you had any plans of adding Kelpiens to yours! I know how much effort goes into creating a picrew so I'd completely understand if you don't intend to but I just thought I'd ask and see!

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I'm gonna be honest it would be way too hard I think :')

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SNW: you guys remember ferengi? well now theyre 12 foot tall computer generated graphics who only sell HUMAN BONES! OH MY GOD THEYRE ATTACKING THE SHIP!! but SULU (played by Jensen Ackles) just got transfered here (he is a veteran of the great ferengi bone war), WHAT? christine chapel and sulu have HISTORY? and they're at it like they The Naked Now? Spock is REALLY sad and angry and smashes up his chess set (she just broke up with him because they had communication issues) and pike makes him an ancient earth BLT (his favourite) to cheer him up and explains this is what being human is about. Uhura might not be able to translate the ferengi echolocation screeches as they extract the bones from the crew, but maybe, just maybe, she can translate Spock & Chapel's miscommunication issues and save their relationship. sulu sees spocks smashed chess set and it gives him a GENIUS tactical idea against the ferengi: MUSIC! Me:

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gar-trek

GUYS STOP GUL MACET IS SO FUCKING CUTE STOPPPPP THAT SMILE AHHHHHH MY HEARTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOO. literally when macet flashes his smile I GET SO MANY FEELS LIKE NOT EVEN KIDDING HES JUST. TOO. CUTE!!!!!!!!! ugh … 😭😭😭 it’s so fucking sad to know he’s not real and I’ll never be with him. It literally fucking sucks. I need him so bad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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grouper

dont worry gar... we'll be together in your dreams .... * macet macet *

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I know the holidays can be stressful, so this Threshold Day try to keep in mind what really matters. It's not about the gifts or the shopping, it's about breaking the warp barrier. Threshold Day is meant to be a time of transformation (into a lizard), love (for your captain/lizard wife), and spending time with your family (of lizard babies) before you abandon them on a planet forever and never think about them again.

Happy Threshold Day everyone, and don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for Tom Paris as he travels at warp 10 and exists simultaneously at every point in the universe!

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