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[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]
these kids have the right priorities in life and i hope nothing ever shakes that.
that guy has probably never had that much fun at his job
my boyfriend just walked in, said “steam powered giraffe is like the wiggles for adults” and then LEFT as if he hadn’t just dropped an absolute bombshell
[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
ohaaaaa
So beautiful
Rain
Wash away my sorrow, take away my pain
Your love’s coming down like
Rain
Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st
It’s that time of year again!!
Spring is coming, it is time for renewal <3
i have no art supplies with me as I am cat sitting for one of the many who have fled the city but i found a pencil in a cranium box and a 50cent notebook so i made this
"Dionysus (or Dionysos) is the Olympian god of wine, vegetation, pleasure, festivity, madness, and wild frenzy."
https://www.theoi.com/Olympios/Dionysos.html
https://vocal.media/futurism/ways-of-worship-dionysus
Artwork from the game Hades
throwing eggs at a mean old boomer’s house counts as an offering if your deity isn’t a little bitch
a gun that moans when you shoot it
Have you ever watched a woman start a bar fight? It looks somethin like this. 5′5 with her boots on getting mouthy with an old miner at the bar. He musta called her “missy” or “sweetheart” and she’s gonna give him hell for it. They’re spittin and shoutin and both daring the other to do somethin about it. Finally he’s gonna slam his hand down on the bar, spillin her drink on her. And there it is. A shot glass flies towards the mirror behind the bar. Somebody screams a curse I’d faint to pronounce. A chair goes through a window and blood spills on the floor. Suddenly a whole room of people are punchin and kickin and raisin hell. And there she is, in the middle of it all. Her eye is already turnin black from where he belted her and she’s got a heavy glass bottle in her hand. She’s got a wild sorta smile on her face. I ain’t worried about her and she ain’t worried about nothin. She’s got a mad sorta look in her eye and blood on her boots. What a woman.
NO mom it’s NOT a phase *spurs clank as i stomp up the stairs*
