reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

PLEASE read this

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

I dont test on animals I only test on kidnapped humans

Whump writers: if you are ever trying to describe a stress position and aren't sure if your description is clear enough, and you either can't or don't wanna draw an accompanying art piece, may I suggest: online posing dolls (like what artists would use).

Just move the doll around and take a screenshot. Some websites even have features where the joints won't go past certain points that would make the pose unnatural or impossible (though they are usually a bit too limiting imo)

I personally used one of these when writing my "Dinner time" piece, to visualize the reach from various positions and such. Online posing dolls are just a a good tool for whump in my personal experience. Here are a few of my favorites:

being a whump writer is like 'i want savage pain and tenderness and love but with vengeance and anger that makes me want to scream but also maybe hand-holding and-'

Slices of Whump Discord Server!

Have you ever wanted to be in a server that prioritizes fun and whump? Well look no further, Whumpateers, because thanks to the amazing help of @inscrutable-shadow and @actress4him, we have been able to open up Slices of Whump!

It's a fun, little, and cozy place where we try and offer plenty of places for you to share your writing, art, OCs, and most importantly, share the fun that comes with being in a community that loves whump as much as you!

We offer different channels that can fit your needs, from brainstorming, finding whumpy music playlists, and we can even help get you a room for roleplaying with another person, if you so wish.

For those who like focusing on more NSFW variants of whump, we also offer plenty of NSFW themed rooms for you to share favorite tropes and let your mind go wild!

There's plenty of servers out there that are great for whump, but I hope you can give me and the modding group at Slices of Whump a chance and help grow the community we have created.

I want to note here that the age to be able to enter the server is locked at 18 years of age and higher, meaning minors will not be allowed there.

If you have discord and would like to join the discord server, just send me a message through tumblr and I will get you an invite as soon as possible! Thank you so much for taking the time to read through this and if able, we would greatly appreciate a reblog so others can know about this and join if they so wish to as well.

Have fun whumping!

Me: *making an OC* Okay, add this, put some badassery in them. Then put a pinch of LGBT+--

*spills the whole bottle of LGBT+ in the OC bowl*

Me: Whoops!

Lady whumpers

That's it that's the post

I love when Whumper gives Whumpee more freedom than they expect so it makes Whumpee feel like:

a) they're being dramatic and the entire situation isn't actually THAT bad since they have more freedom than a typical captive would

b) they need to behave so they don't get their privileges taken away

c) Whumper might have something up their sleeve that can easily prevent Whumpee from escaping if they ever tried which is why they have so much freedom in the first place (cue intense paranoia about that from Whumpee)

I love those whumpees who get so used to being kept in a little cage or box or whatever that they end up only being comfortable in spaces like that.

That is all.

so this au is my new brainrot

Okay but manhandling??

Yeah,,, manhandling very good