The Foxes scale of Straight to Gay energy they radiate

1. Aaron: he's trying very hard to emanate Straight Energy

2. Dan: straight energy, but not trying

3. Allison: this is a bisexual. somehow no one noticed

4. Renee: this is a lesbian. somehow no one noticed. they're dating.

5. Neil: unknowable, true neutral. no energies to either side. demi king.

6. Seth: this man is bisexual and trying very hard to hide it. he somewhat succeeds.

7. Kevin: this man is bisexual and trying very hard to hide it. he doesn't succeed at all.

8. Matt: this man is bisexual and not trying to hide it

9. Andrew: a gay disaster when you know what to look for

10. Nicky: Nicky

bitches complain that they want a boyfriend but reject every guy bc they aren’t Inui Seishu, Mikey, or Shinchiro. Me I am bitches and I ain’t ashamed about it.

when the sun loves the moon: chapter 1 

chapters: one.~ two.~ three.~ four.~ five.~ six.~ seven.~ eight.~

Your first day working for the MSBY Jackals wasn’t supposed to be like this. 

The corridors you run down frantically looking for your new office smell faintly of sweat and salonpas, a world away from the sterile offices you used to work in, and distracting you enough you barrel directly into Meian Shugo, the captain of the team. Then as if it weren’t bad enough that you’ve slammed into a literal brick wall face first, you were dealt with a mountain of files, stacked to the ceiling that your predecessor left for you to wade through, which meant that you missed lunch (the horrors, your stomach shrieks) and now you have to deal with whatever predicament Bokuto Koutaro has seemed to find himself in. 

The guy in question seems nice enough, though he curls in on himself, shoulders bowed, allowing his manager to do most of the talking. The manager in question – well. He reminds you of the scumbags you met in law school, the boys who hide their smirks behind their hands when you make a mistake, talking within your earshot about how the girls in class are going to pad the bell curve, hi-fiving obnoxiously whenever one of them would land some cushy job with a big law firm (jokes on them, most have crashed and burnt out of law completely, while you’re working in their dream job HA) – 

“Wait a minute”, you silence the manager (Ono-san, you think his name was) with an imperious wave of your trusty red pen. “Repeat. Rewind.” The manager looks vaguely offended, but you can’t be bothered, you’re too annoyed by the stench from his sliminess that’s permeating your nostrils. 

“Bokuto-san has had death threats sent to him for months and you’re only now asking me whether you should report this to the police?” 

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Sister Takeover

bokuto x fem!reader

summary: With bokuto practicing so much for an upcoming game he hasn’t had much time for date nights. Bokuto’s two older sisters are in town and you end up having a girls night. 

genre: fluff

word count: 1.2k

warning: suggestive comments, kisses

a/n : I just found out that according to the haikyuu wiki and other sources Bokuto has two older sisters. How could I not write about it

The volleyball season was right around the corner which means Bokuto is working harder than ever. However, it also means that you barely get to see him. Its strange going from being attached by the hip to not seeing him for an entire week. You were walking past Bokuto’s house, which was on the way to yours, when you saw his bedroom light was on. Strange since you thought he was still in practice. You decided to knock on the door. The door swung open and a girl answered. She looked really familiar but you couldn’t quite place her.

“Hi, I was wondering if Bokuto was home.” You ask her. She gasps.

“No way! Your Bo’s girl,” She yells back into the house, “You’ll never guess who is here, get down here!” You have no idea what is happening at this point.

“Come in,” She lets you and closes the door behind you, “I’ve heard so much about you.”

Another girl comes from downstairs. 

“Look its Bo’s girlfriend! Isn’t she adorable.” The second girl gasps just as loud as the first. She rushes over and gives you a big hug. They are both pretty tall, and insanely pretty. You can see where Bokuto gets his height from. 

“We’ve been dying to meet you but Bo thought we’d scare you off.” One of them explains. 

“It’s lovely to meet you,” You say politely, you were mentally prepared to meet more of his family, “Bokuto has told me about you guys as well.”

“Oh, no need to be so polite.” An arm is thrown over your shoulder.

“You’re family now!” They drag you to the living room and before you know it you, you are fitting in like another sister. They tell you tons of stories of Bokuto as a kid and even manage to find some home videos. The three of you just laugh for the next few hours. You share some stories of the past few years from him in highschool that they missed when they were in college. Let’s just say they love you.

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Got inspiration for another fake tweet thing hope u guys like it! 😁

ೀ*: ･ﾟsuna in a long distance relationship!

꩜ mails you letters often, you guys talk/call frequently but he feels like letters are more fitting to tell you about detailed events/ his feelings;

05/22/21

Dear Y/n,

This is my first time writing a letter to you, I know it seems kinda odd especially considering how often we talk, but I'd rather not tell you I love you on the phone. My goal is to write letters weekly, I feel more comfortable being vunerable with you here. I think, no actually, I know I love you, a lot. I despise the distance that's been put against us but what we have is so special, I can't wait to see you again my love. At first, it was platonic love, I don't know how or where but somewhere along the way it shaped it's way into romantic love, and I'm okay with that. Somewhere along the way, you became the person I wanted to try jokes on, the person I wanted to talk to all day. I was so focused on finding another way of love I failed to realize you were standing in front of me, I hope you can forgive me for being so stubborn. Don't feel pressured to say it back, but I love you y/n, with all of my being.

With love,

Suna rintarou

꩜ makes you playlists, he loves knowing you two are so far but connected through something like music

꩜ looks forward to your calls, he thinks the best part of his day is seeing your face on the screen as you ramble on about your day, takes embarrassing screenshots of you </3

꩜ enjoys daydreaming about the future you two can spend together (writes about it in his notebook)

꩜ sometimes photoshops himself in your photos to make you laugh when you feel sad (photos from your birthday, nights out, etc), wants you to know he's right there with you in spirit

꩜ once stayed up building a huge mansion for you two in Minecraft, calls it your virtual home and talks about how “One day we can actually do these things in person”

꩜ makes you care packages monthly, fills it up with his shirts and your favorite snacks, includes polaroid photos of himself

꩜ mails you random stuff just for fun, one time he mailed you a SINGLE sticky note that just had a heart on it, thought it was the funniest thing ever when you texted him confused

꩜ MOVIE NIGHTS ARE MANDATORY! adores watching cringy movies with you because he loves making fun of the acting

꩜ overall cares alot for you, may not see you often but refuses to let the distance between you two determine how long you two last <3

𖧷 · °   .* suna as your boyfriend

How to get a toy

here are haikyuu low quality pics for serotonin boost

Suna: Mentally, I’m a slut. Physically, I’m scared of intimacy.

Tendou: I’m going to do a tarot card reading for you!

Shirabu: Those are just Pokémon cards.

Tendou: Oh look, Shirabu! You got a Bidoof! That means fuck you.

sugawara koushi(18), kouhai hoarder

hey babes, so the 600 event has been randomized for the order that will be done.

1. love at first sight / tsukishima kei

2. tattoo au / semi eita

3. long distance relationship / iwaizumi hajime

4. enemies to lovers / atsumu miya

5. soulmate au / osamu miya

6. royalty au / oikawa tooru

not sure how long it'll take me to write these fics but ill get them out before this month ends!

Prologue

Genre: Humor, Fluff, Angst, Drama

Warnings: None

A/N: The next few chapters are all WRITTEN and they won’t be long. These Chapters are circled around Suna’s childhood, moving, and growing up with the Miya twins, etc.

MASTERLIST

HIS CHILDHOOD:

Suna Rintarou never really paid much mind to his surroundings. He kept mostly to himself, and stayed out of his busy parents way. It seemed that the heated whispers and snarky comments subsided with the news of his new sibling, but little Rintarou knew it wouldn’t last long.

Staring out the car window, he watched as the scenery passed by, hoping that making the move to Hyogo would bring him something different. More time with his parents, or even real, genuine friends; little Rintarou didn’t care. He just didn’t want to feel so alone anymore.

Ch.1

a/n: please remember there will be no taglists at this time

☁ push and pull

☁ push and pull ☁ poly! oikawa toru x fem!reader x iwaizumi hajime smau

☁ genre: 18+, friends to lovers, timeskip!au, fluff, romance, smut, angst, jealousy

☁ warnings: nsfw content, suggestive themes, cursing, some manga spoilers, 18+ for adult themes (smut)

☁ disclaimer: I DO NOT own haikyuu or any of the photos used, they are not mine and all credit goes to their respective owners.

☁ status: coming soon

☁ updates: coming soon

☁ taglist is OPEN: just send an ask or dm me if you would like to be on it and I’ll add you!

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☁ INTRODUCTIONS:

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in which a literature major experiences a romance that rivals shakespearean plays. as to what genre it is; now that's debatable.

tags : suna rintarō x f!reader, smau, university au, angst, fluff, strangers to lovers, mutual pining + one sided pining, slow burn

warnings : suggestive themes (no smut), profanity, i think im funny, suna gets a bit mean, alcohol/drug use, just a bunch of university hooligans

note : photos used for yn are solely for visual purposes! ur gorjes shawty

status : coming soon!

meet the crew!

the main leads | the supporting cast

plot

act 1 : ┆ act 2 : ┆ act 3 : ┆ act 4 : ┆ act 5 :

exposition

act 6 : ┆ act 7 : ┆ act 8 : ┆ act 9 : ┆ act 10 :

dialogue

act 11 : ┆ act 12 : ┆ act 13 : ┆ act 14 : ┆ act 15 :

conflict

act 16 : ┆ act 17 : ┆ act 18 : ┆ act 19 : ┆ act 20 :

complication

act 21 : ┆ act 22 : ┆ act 23 : ┆ act 24 : ┆ act 25 :

climax

act 26 : ┆ act 27 : ┆ act 28 : ┆ act 29 : ┆ act 30 :