Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks

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so did anyone else know that its very difficult to judge how much cleavage you're showing at any given time because of how boobs slope downwards

people are saying "just use a mirror" but they don't know the struggle. Never been in a hurry. Never had a favorite tshirt they just throw on all the time that eventually stretches out. Never had to just throw something on because they ordered chinese food naked and the delivery guy got there too fast and they had to quickly run downstairs to the front door of the apartment building. It must be nice. Unfortunately my world is textured, layered, multifaceted, and my tits modest

I think I need some shirts that show off cleavage for when im feeling in the mood

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

who is laios

:DD

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

Too much 3 at the moment y’all

hey guys if you ever wanted to read stephen hillenburg’s intertidal zone comic it’s been preserved

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Its actually so important to me

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

Life imitates art

THOSE CATS ARE IMMORTAL

🤍🖤 I knew this would happen ever since they sang My Clematis 😔 but it's ok guys, they are just acting, Ivan is alive (I'm delusional)

Also the background is (loosely) based on one of the bgs in Round 1 :D

A friend showed me Alien Stage, I didn't understand anything but it looks fun so-

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus