cowboy time

Highly recommend washing your car and getting all up in there with the wheel and tire polish while saying "yeah, who's a dirty girl?" the entire time

Whenever I don't shut down or restart my work laptop from the day before I like to imagine our IT team loudly coughing crying and throwing up

Ok so I saw this video and at first thought it was some armored security vehicle escorting him around but then I saw it was HIM behind the wheel so I was like jesus christ what the fuck is he driving. Well turns out it's this

It's a 6x6 Hellfire from Apocalypse Manufacturing. They take the body of a Jeep Gladiator, extend the bed by 2.3 feet so the total length of the vehicle measures 20.5 feet (for reference, the Yukon XL is 18.75 feet in length), fit it with another axle and then lift it. Then they swap the engine out for a Corvette engine (the Chevrolet LS3, to be specific) and equip it with a steel bumper and matte black Kevlar armor. The price? Well, Luka reportedly paid close to $250,000, but don't worry—they start at $150,000 for the more cost-conscious buyer.

Honestly, I can't decide if I'm appalled or impressed. Like there is some dedication to the absurd here that I do kinda have to respect

LMFAO

forgot to mention my bf's brother turned 30 over the weekend and after his party we went to dave and buster's and I played one of the claw machines and won a shitty little spirit plushie out of it (yes spirit as in the dreamworks animated horse movie) on my first try and ever since then I've been keeping him near and dear to my heart, and also annoying my bf with him whenever I get the chance. I named him matt damon. on account of the fact that he was voiced by matt damon in the movie