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Why does Love Unholyc schedule chats for 1-2am every night and then have the nerve to ask why you’re not sleeping??? YOU! YOURE THE REASON IM NOT SLEEPING!!!

stole this from twitter. yall which one do i give off??

A list of stupid words in english:

- Lisp (why does it have an s?)

- Stutter (three fucking Ts! Three!)

- Dyslexia (fuckin what? I'm not dyslexic and even I have trouble reading that)

- Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia, aka the fear of big words (self explanatory)

English was designed by either an idiot or a sadist

every single one of these was a purposeful decision by a cruel uncaring fate

The word aibohphobia. The fear of words that are same backwards

cruel uncaring fate

Lol okay.

-Admin Dahlia 🌹

Satan 🥺

tbh tho who NEEDS real relationships when i have my otome boys??? at least they won’t leave me and that’s just how the cookie crumbles my guy.

Simeon doubles as a transfer student and Lily’s underpaid therapist!

Also Solomon might have some dark motives and unresolved anger building inside him…

Hard to swallow truth

me, the moment i see my bias

i have a BFA in Graphic Design and making shitty memes is how i chose to use it

My ability to proofread my fics increases by 100000% after I hit the “post” button on the Archive.

Different Types of Squads in the Obey Me

Want more love squad: Asmodeus, Barbatos

Cute nickname squad: Beelzebub, Leviathan, Belphegor

“So, you chosen death” squad: Diavolo, Simeon, Solomon, Satan

Banging their head on a desk and screaming, “FUCK I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU” squad: Mammon, Lucifer

if i’m typing satan’s name there’s a 1/3 chance that i’m going to mistype it as “stan” and i think that’s very telling about the kind of muscle memory i got