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msmoonfire

How to prepare for Beltane

My fellow lazy witches living in the Northern Hemisphere, it’s time to get ready for Beltane (May 1st). Here is a list of cute lil’ things you can do from this week onwards - just so we hurry up all together now.

- Eat/use breakfast cereals: we’re still celebrating the roman Ceres! Healthy: oatmeal / Gourmet: chocolate muesli / Gluten-free: corn flakes.

- Get out in the sun, pick wild flowers, make your ritual bouquet or floral wrap ♥ ‘Cause Floralia falls in between April & May. Let’s grab poppies!

- Cook with FRESH herbs, avoid dried ground stuff. You can save herb leftovers or extra leaves & branches for Beltane burning rituals. This is a good time for cooking and baking at home. Stop wasting money now, better save up for the summer madness… ;)

- Plan pamper/cozy nights + sip a good wine for the occasion (Sangria, Pinot Noir, Rosé, Lambrusco or Riesling). Other options: lemonade, herbal tea, milk, pale ale, fruit beer. Also eat strawberries, they’re in season!

- Light up cute tealights everywhere: on Beltane we honor fire and fertility.

- Dress light, flowy and colorful. R.i.p. tight underwear. Wear a brand new piece of jewelry, smile more often, wear a fruity or floral fragrance. 

- Clean your house, your room, your altar/corner. Declutter. Room spray season is officially open, so spritz the hell out of dem bottles. Add charged crystals to your sacred space or on your desk. Prefer warm colors/pastels.

- Write down a motivational phrase, make sure you’re very satisfied with how it looks on paper (yes, aesthetics do count here). Choose words that lift you up and boost your self-esteem. Read the phrase every morning, take a deep breath and smile. Even if it’s raining hell outside. :)

Hope this was inspiring for some!  ✿ ♥☆ ✿ xox

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diver-up

i romanticize mundane things ab life too much i was watching a lecture for my animal behavior class and the prof mentioned that songbirds migrate at night guided in direction by the stars and i had to take a moment and pause the vid like oh songbirds look at the stars......

I think you are doing life the correct way my friend you only learn songbirds look at stars once after all

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I feel like neil gaiman’s regular presence on this hellsite is like… an unintentional secret that we all have. I never question it, and yet it’s just like… on your right you will see the queer podcast fandom. on the left you will see author of coraline and good omens and the sandman. yeah he’s here. yeah sometimes he’ll appear in your notes or respond to a shitpost when you least expect it. it’s fine.

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william laurence is all contradictions. he holds loyalty and honour above all, but has committed both treason and war crimes. he has the utmost respect for authority, but ran away from home at twelve to join the navy against his father's wishes. he goes above and beyond to remain respectable, but has an affair with his superior officer. he is shocked to find there are homosexuals in the corps, only to be magically cured from amnesia by seeing another man and knowing him and knowing himself. in this essay i will-

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my favorite poem is a comment someone found in their old code and posted on twitter that was of the “i don’t know why this bit of code is here but if i take it out everything breaks so here it will stay” variety, but when I tried to find it again it seems like the tweet was deleted :(

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Can anyone hunt this down?

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milfmacbeth

this one?

I too like this poem

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chaoskiro

[Image ID: green typewriter-like text on a white background that goes:

# you may think that this function

# is obsolete, and doesnt seem to do

# anything. and you would be correct.

# but when we remove this function

# for some reason the whole program

# crashes and we cant figure out why,

# so here it will stay.

End ID]

you may think you’re a useless function but that doesn’t mean everything wouldn’t crash if you were gone <3

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kindlespark

rest energy 🍋🥦

[ID: A painting of Citrina and Belizabeth inspired by the Rest Energy installation by Marina Abramović. Citrina is falling back and holding a bow with one hand, shot through by three red arrows in the heart, stomach, and thigh. Her eyes are closed, and her other arm hangs limply at her side. Belizabeth leans back on the opposite side, drawing the bowstring with a fourth arrow, her eyes hidden and an angry expression on her face. They are painted with abstract reds, greens, and yellows against a off-white background. Red blood spatters the ground around them.]

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TOS

I am the original writer of The Sims 4 version of the 100 Baby Challenge; however, the first version of the challenge was created for The Sims 2 by Amiisays. (Thank you to @blindingechoes for this info!)

If you repost this version of the challenge anywhere or write another version based on my version, you must credit me and link back to this post. I hate to be bitchy about this but writing and updating these challenges is laborious and time consuming and I’m fed up with people copy-pasting my hard work and slapping their own name on it.

Objective

Your objective for this challenge is to give birth to 100 children in as few generations as possible. The challenge ends as soon as the 100th child is born or if you fail the challenge for breaking rules.

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