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Anonymous asked:

*a raven flies over and pecks your head*

Craw :V

Craw, yeah, that's perfectly reasonable

*the raven coughs up an Uno reverse card and slides it towards Underworld*

: V

-He picks it up and examines it-

What's this?

*flaps wings*

Reverse card

Oh, I mean, yeah— What are you doing with it?

Craw! Raven was given 7 cards for a game. Raven had a hard time hiding the cards so Raven thought up an amazing idea. Raven consume the cards so no one can see them. Raven is very very cleaver! CRAW!

That might be a good idea, good on you for thinking of it

: V Raven is truly the smartest! CRAW

I'm in utter awe of your wisdom, to be quite honest

:V raven wisdom is the greatest wisdom!

Yes, it truly is — How did you ever get to be this wise?

:V I watch the greatness of life

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Anonymous asked:

*a raven flies over and pecks your head*

Craw :V

Craw, yeah, that's perfectly reasonable

*the raven coughs up an Uno reverse card and slides it towards Underworld*

: V

-He picks it up and examines it-

What's this?

*flaps wings*

Reverse card

Oh, I mean, yeah— What are you doing with it?

Craw! Raven was given 7 cards for a game. Raven had a hard time hiding the cards so Raven thought up an amazing idea. Raven consume the cards so no one can see them. Raven is very very cleaver! CRAW!

That might be a good idea, good on you for thinking of it

: V Raven is truly the smartest! CRAW

I'm in utter awe of your wisdom, to be quite honest

:V raven wisdom is the greatest wisdom!

Yes, it truly is — How did you ever get to be this wise?

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Anonymous asked:

*a raven flies over and pecks your head*

Craw :V

Craw, yeah, that's perfectly reasonable

*the raven coughs up an Uno reverse card and slides it towards Underworld*

: V

-He picks it up and examines it-

What's this?

*flaps wings*

Reverse card

Oh, I mean, yeah— What are you doing with it?

Craw! Raven was given 7 cards for a game. Raven had a hard time hiding the cards so Raven thought up an amazing idea. Raven consume the cards so no one can see them. Raven is very very cleaver! CRAW!

That might be a good idea, good on you for thinking of it

: V Raven is truly the smartest! CRAW

I'm in utter awe of your wisdom, to be quite honest

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Anonymous asked:

*a raven flies over and pecks your head*

Craw :V

Craw, yeah, that's perfectly reasonable

*the raven coughs up an Uno reverse card and slides it towards Underworld*

: V

-He picks it up and examines it-

What's this?

*flaps wings*

Reverse card

Oh, I mean, yeah— What are you doing with it?

Craw! Raven was given 7 cards for a game. Raven had a hard time hiding the cards so Raven thought up an amazing idea. Raven consume the cards so no one can see them. Raven is very very cleaver! CRAW!

That might be a good idea, good on you for thinking of it

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Anonymous asked:

*a raven flies over and pecks your head*

Craw :V

Craw, yeah, that's perfectly reasonable

*the raven coughs up an Uno reverse card and slides it towards Underworld*

: V

-He picks it up and examines it-

What's this?

*flaps wings*

Reverse card

Oh, I mean, yeah— What are you doing with it?

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Anonymous asked:

What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

That’s fairly common, most of my doors are in the Underworld, you know

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Anonymous asked:

(A sinister fog surrounds you and a moment later a Mysterious walks out of the fog. They are holding a mint green box with white speckles on it) Greet

Would you like a box?

I don’t believe the words that come out of your mouth. (They hand Underworld the box)

It’s surprising, I know

-He opens the box-

(The box contains a trick can of peanuts, a gallon jug of rabbit milk, a shiny orange and red cloak, a featherless chicken, an adult emu, an unicorn horn, a broken clock, and a pair of demon wings)

-He pulls the emu and the chicken out of the box-

Thanks

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