Fancy Dunamancy Noodles

Today I learned 3D animation is a horror show outside the camera's field of view.

Just to add context, the director wanted the scene to use an 85mm lens which is slightly telephoto. Telephoto lenses give a very intimate feel because they compress the scene. Background and foreground objects can appear larger at longer focal lengths.

But that compression can also make objects look the wrong size in context with the subject depending on the framing.

This is done in live action as well using another person's hands in front of the camera.

Or sometimes they create giant fake hands like in Hellboy.

they did this in lord of the rings too!

People who move and just leave their pets behind—not rehoming, not taking to a shelter, just straight up leaving the pet outside and they drive away—deserve to be drawn and quartered.

I love being a nobody on here because I could make one of those ‘if this gets ‘x’ amount of notes I’ll go and actually work on my original works’ and it wouldn’t get near the goal

Ok let's define that x, let's say, 1k notes?

As something with an 80k post and a 15k post on this website I must say that a post getting 1k notes is regrettably something that could happen to me

So if we are going to do it, then it’s gotta be at least 10k

10k by the end of June and I’ll go and write my gay faerie the horrors of pollution book

@thebibliosphere

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

I’m sorry, you fucking drew this?

Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

Our Lady of the Damp and Rain

Look upon this mighty work! Our Lady resplendent in gold!

(Source)

A Tiger and His Boy

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

the number of y'all in the notes mentioning how good the choices are/how hard it is to choose got me preening like "i am going to get a good grade in neurodivergent/disabled, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve 😌"

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often