i have a lot of money —     so do i.

so jill ate her own adoption form

‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

When your family says some slick shit about the lgbtq+ community, but you’re not out yet

everyone always talks about how great zuko’s redemption arc was in atla but tbh i’m really disappointed that no one ever mentions how azula had without a doubt the most epic and realistic downfall of any antagonist in any fictional work i’ve ever seen. like years later i am still completely shook

Season 3A: Ava Sharpe is a stone cold bureaucratic badass

Season 3B: Ava Sharpe is a dorky gay marshmallow who talks about her feelings in front of many people at once

it’s so hilarious to me that straight women think they are so irresistible to us gay women that we are just waiting to pounce on them as soon as we’re in the same space like nah we can smell your homophobia from miles away you fucking gremlins

reblog to kill the predatory lesbian myth

This but also cis lesbians about trans lesbians

reblog again to kill the predatory trans women myth

straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter*

lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on me

straight dude:

straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK

this is the dumbest thing ive ever made but i was inspired by this

Incorrect Supergirl quotes 5/?

Alex danvers: an autobiography

is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl??? i think not

i can’t believe a vaguepost about my crush got so many notes what the fuck

we’re girlfriends now. happy 20gayteen

wlw gf good luck post reblog and u will get a gf in 20gayteen

The way I dress has nothing to do with who I undress

Bringing this back because I’ve seen it being reposted more than THIRTY TIMES on IG in the past two weeks only, without credits OF COURSE (and w/ the watermark cropped) and I am really, really pissed about it. 

So, if you see this anywhere, know that it’s mine.