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@alexisashnew / alexisashnew.tumblr.com

i like cats games and funny things thank u
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knifedog

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

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toasthaste

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

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jesterbots
Anonymous asked:

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