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Idiots Not Allowed

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♡ YURI SHIPS of the Year 2019: Part 2 ♡

♡ Characters ♡ : Gloria ♥ Marnie from Pokémon Sword and Shield
☆ Source ☆ : twitter (¾) | artwork by Aya myuu
♡ Characters ♡ : Momo Chiyoda ♥ Yuuko Yoshida from Machikado Mazoku - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : pixiv | artwork by Beize
♡ Characters ♡ : Sayu Tsukisaka ♥ Mana Shikimiya from Re:Stage! Dream Days♪ - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : twitter | artwork by Reitou Udon
♡ Characters ♡ : Mii Hasegawa ♥ Mizuha Ichikishima from Re:Stage! Dream Days♪ - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : pixiv | artwork by 80mph
♡ Characters ♡ : Kae Hiiragi ♥ Kasumi Honjou from Re:Stage! Dream Days♪ - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : pixiv | artwork by 80mph
♡ Characters ♡ : Misuzu Moritani ♥ Haruka Murakami from Fragtime - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : twitter (Official Art) | artwork by Key-kun
♡ Characters ♡ : Shirabe Tsukuyomi ♥ Kirika Akatsuki from Senki Zesshou Symphogear XV - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : pixiv | artwork by Fujisaki (hjsk)
♡ Characters ♡ : Tsubasa Kazanari ♥ Maria Cadenzavna Eve from Senki Zesshou Symphogear XV - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : pixiv | artwork by Rhapsode
♡ Characters ♡ : Miku Kohinata ♥ Hibiki Tachibana from Senki Zesshou Symphogear XV - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)
☆ Source ☆ : Megami #229 2019-07 (Official Art) | artwork by Oomori Wataru

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Aizawa: If someone is trying to rob a civilian, what is the correct course of action?
Kaminari: T-pose to assert dominance
Aizawa: No
Todoroki: Say "Thank you Lord, for this meal I'm about to have" and then-
Aizawa, interrupting: even worse
Izuku, taking notes: Wait, let him finish
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Izuku: I’m...grounded?
All Might: Yes, you're grounded! You broke your arms again!
Todoroki, holding a shovel: And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson
Izuku: ...Todoroki, that's not how grounding works...
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Shinso: You have friends and I envy that.
Izuku: You're welcome to share my friends! :)
Shinso: *looks at Bakugou and Todoroki*
Shinso: I don't want those.
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story time.

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

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katjohnadams

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.

I’m actually crying

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