@incorrect-doctorwho / incorrect-doctorwho.tumblr.com
i really want jack vs the weeping angels cause they send him back and then he just uses his vortex manipulator to come right back so they send him back again and he pops right back up, again. repeat as many times as possible
please this is so funny
Series 8 au: the Mistress finds Gallifrey
Missy did find Gallifrey. Her reception was about as friendly as you’d expect.
that’s it that’s the show
Bucket of water above the door: One
Toothpaste in an Oreo: Ten, Thirteen
Wakes you up playing loud music: Two, Twelve
Deletes computer icons and replaces your background with a screenshot: Three
Air horn behind the door: Nine
Replaces all your pictures with photos of themselves: Six
Jumps out of a box: Five, Eleven
Everything covered in Post-it notes: Four, Seven
“I’m pregnant”: Eight
5: Time Lords are trained in logic, Tegan.
Tegan: Really, Doctor. I had no idea. Watching you, I assumed it was trial and error.
Clara: Wow, you’re an evil genius. The next time I want to hurt someone, I’m coming straight to you.
Missy: That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Bill: Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”
12 and Nardole:
Bill: Ignore me I’m on ketamine
Nardole: I wish I had bones
12: I wish I had ketamine
Clara: Doctor, you don’t believe in ghosts, do you?
11: Clara, please.
11: Do you mean do I believe in dead people floating around saying “Ooooooh!”? Of course not.
11: But, I mean, an energy, a life force, a soul that upon death separates from the body and inhabits another plane, crying out to the living in a horrific wail of unbearable pain? Oh, absolutely.
Yaz: The Doctor always taught me a hero represses her feelings, which is what I’m doing right now.
Yaz: *turns away* *loud sobbing*
Yaz: *turns back with a huge fake smile*
i love martha jones so much, she was done so dirty!!!
it's (always) Martha Jones appreciation hours lads
Doctor Who AU where the companions unionize and Donna and Martha start a YouTube channel
12: When an apple fell out of the tree and landed on Isaac Newton, what did it teach him?
Bill: To sit somewhere else?
the third doctor and the master: *doing their weird flirting thing every single adventure*
the brigadier:
Two: It appears we are in the Land of Fiction.
Jamie: Oh aye, great! I can't wait to see a dragon! Or a penguin!
Zoe: Penguins are real.
Jamie: That's the spirit, Zoe! They're real to me too!
Jack: It must be hard not being able to laugh.
9: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Jack: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
9: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
River: The Doctor dragged you two into this nonsense?
Rory: Literally.
Amy: I volunteered
