is ur grandma holding a gun
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like âGet in car.â And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
âMe? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we donât need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.â
One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,
âIn Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiotâ
Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.
Full offense but people who make fun of someone elseâs accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when theyâre speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.
Theyâre speaking your language because you donât know theirs. Thatâs not something they should be made fun of, itâs something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.
I hate people who do this so much.
this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)
coming up with a design for Linkâs sister based on her concept art from BotW, using bits of the father/uncle outfit
Keep thinking of her working as a smith for some reason, maybe also a potion maker who makes elemental elixirs to work in the forge or something
EDIT:
Hereâs the concept art I was talking about
Tom Smith ~Bubblegum Bitch~ AMV
i hate how this is a shitpost, and yet so much time and effort went into producing itÂ
ho ho holy shit itâs december first (1st)
link!!
im waiting for a situation where i can use either of these but its taking too long so just have them
Yes I faked discord messages to prove gayhallmonitor ate a person alive when they didnât. Iâm sorry for engaging in call out culture and I donât want to be run off of here
Iâm getting the feeling that this entire website is an experiment to find a string of words that will kill someone instantly upon reading them and I think the experiment is almost over
whatâs the canine equivalent of crackhead?
ASDLKSFJD CATNIP THIS WAS MEANT TO SAY CATNIP
this is the funniest 8 seconds of television that has ever aired like this show was something else
I choked aaand almost died on the t watching this.
HSHSHHAAHAHAHAKSKSK