“Ok, what’s so funny?” he asked me, as I sat happily giggling on the bed with my laptop in front of me, opened on my Tumblr page.
He just arrived back from the morning run, which were getting earlier and earlier, as he wanted to get the job done without being papped. His words not mine.
“Can’t say my Darling as you will be upset at female kind” I replied
“Female kind never ceases to amaze me, so come on, spill”
“Well today’s jolly Jap is you getting wonderfully embarrassed at the awards yesterday and my thanks goes to Sandy for that. Oh and a discussion about your beard” I told him
“I’m just glad you went there, or a rousing chorus of OFF, OFF, OFF would have been heard after my its lunchtime comment!”
I smirked and then tried, and failed to look innocent, he knew me too well.
“Anyway what wrong with my beard, don’t they like it?”
“Quite the opposite but they are curious as to why it changes colour as it get longer. Some are saying it fades with age, some it’s all the products you use on it and some are just confounded by its beauty. Personally, I think it’s all the Frosties you get stuck in it, in the morning, the colours rubbed off on you, my messy pup!”
“Well my love, my little winter flower, you are all wrong.” And with that statement he put his Cambridge face on, the one that says I’m about to tell you all, so listen up.
“The reason my beard goes a lovely shade of ginger, is because of sex!” Now the eyes were sparkling.
And he sat down beside me on the bed and put an arm around me.
“You see my beard and hair responds to the amount of sex I get. The more content I am, in other words the more happily shagged I’ve been, the lighter my beard and hair get. Yes the more Way Hey, I receive the brighter I and my hair become and at this rate with you my love, I shall be able to play the Christmas Star with no lighting required”
The whole of Hiddles was crushed up against me now and he was taking my laptop from my hands and putting on the bedside table.
“So let’s see if you can get me a few shades lighter”
I do hate to disappoint……..
