nct dream reactions: the rooftop fight

mark lee

literally does not want to be there
he says he's there to supervise them so they don't commit murder
"i'm looking at you renjun"
sits with jaemin at the side, watching the rest of them run from renjun and jeno
until haechan p r o v o k e s the fuck out of him
"come on you cOWARD FIGHT ME MARK LEE"
(mark to jaemin) "hold my glasses for me"
accidentally sucker punches hyuck in the gut and internally panics
and haechan's dramatic ass doubles over in "pain" and starts wailing
"holy shit hyUCK ARE YOU OKAY I DIDNT MEAN TO OH MY GOD JOHNNY IS GONNA KILL ME—"
until he sees the hidden grin and mark kicks him into the next comeback with no regrets

huang renjun

(renjun, who's been waiting for this for years) "i've been waiting for this, TURN IT UP"
NO MERCY
NONE AT ALL
(renjun to the dreamies) "this is the day you die, say your prayers fuckers"
we all know renjun will not hesitate to sucker punch the dreamies
like he is ready to risk it all on cam just to do so
yk how he usually grabs someone to hold it back or he grabs his jacket to hold himself back
hAHAHA YEAH HE'S NOT DOING IT HERE
his target is literally haechan
renjun finally letting out all the anger his tiny ass body has been storing
~~dhshd I honestly picture them wearing "boom"'s suits while throwing hands~~
you know how rooftops usually have broken pots and bricks sitting around
and how renjun is always picking something up to hit the dreamies with?
bricks and flower pots? more like free weapons
or
he will mfing stRANGLE YOU
you saw how he put jisung in headlock without hesitation
mans is COMING FOR YOUR NECK
HE IS OUT FOR B L O O D

lee jeno

jeno is fucking built okay
y'all have seen his mUSCLES
MANS IS S T R O N G
and he's always reading to punch the dreamies while having his eye smile on
but we all know he won't actually hurt them bc he loves them
so he's there trying to convince renjun to not shove jisung off the roof
"c'mon guys, why don't we just watch netflix and ord—WHO THREW THEIR FUCKING SHOE AT ME?!"
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(jeno, rolling up his sleeves) "alright sQUARE UP ASSHOLES"
he's going to start chASING THEM
WITH HIS FISTS RAISED
now imagine this: jeno's adorable eye smile as he does his ostrich run
but add his fists raised up
and chasing chenle
and that, ladies and gents, is rooftop fighter lee jeno

lee haechan

boy is all talk and no bark
yk how he always provoking them
yeah he’s basically doing that
he's just a grade a b r a t
(hyuck, bouncing back and forth) "what are you gonna do huh? punch m—HAHSHAH WAIT I WAS KIDDING"
he is definitely not going after jeno
hyuck may be annoying but he has the braincells to know that jeno will plummet him
he considers renjun but then he sees renjun pick up a brick as he goes after jisung
and decides he'll kick mark's ass instead ~~because he's been doing it for years~~
oh he's definitely going after the maknae line
all the times chenji made fun of him
oh boy he's getting his REVENGE
it is the day he finally makes chenji regret being born
(hyuck to jisung) "you are officially an adult which means you are no longer a minor which also means I am legally allowed to beat you up"

na jaemin

he's going after chenle
period.
y'all see how badly he wanted to strangle him in that one huya live
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at first he's like jeno, he doesn't want to harm any of the dreamies
but it all took one mockery from chenle and he SHOT right out of his seat to beat his ass
I feel like jaemin will also smother the dreamies with kisses and hugs instead of actually fighting them
he knows that his can kill them with love
he'll be like "JISUNG-AH MWAH MWAH MWAH" (ﾉ´ з `)ノ
and once he gets ahold of one them
oh boy good luCK GETTING OUT LMAO
his arms are gonna be WRAPPED AROUND THEM AND HE WILL KISS THEM TILL THEY DROP TO THE GROUND D E A D
renjun kills with anger and jaemin kills with what he does best, loving the dreamies

zhong chenle

okay idk why but I picture chenle with a weapon
like he and jisung definitely has a plan out for everything
he's conspiracing against his hyungs ya know
and he knows that 127 hyungs love him
he's definitely going to take it to his advantage
"taeyong hyung, can I borrow your bat?"
"of course chenle but what for?"
(chenle, deadpanning) "to beat up the dreamies"
I also feel like he'll ask Johnny for advice on how to kick someone down and make sure they stay down
like he'll go around the hyungs who have experience and ask for advice ya know
and by that I mean johnny, jaehyun, doyoung and yuta-
he'll probably tell jisung something like "okay I get to punch you once and then I'll go after the hyungs"
his dolphin ass is a l w a y s screaming

park jisung

OH BABY BOY IS GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HIMSELF A PEP TALK
is he afraid of his hyungs? debatable
but boy he keeps second guessing himself but then reminds himself
"I can beat them I can beat them I can beat them I-"
he uses his long limbs to his advantage
aka running away from renjun
spends 80% of the time running away from jaemin and his death kisses dhwhdje
honestly he's gonna be running most of the time fhehhd
threatens to call the parent line whenever renjun or haechan gets too close
"I'M CALLING TAEYONG HYUNG"
"JISUNG THIS WAS YOUR IDEA"
lets chenle punch him one (1) time on the shoulder and stops him after that dhshd
"yayayAYAH LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS SHDHSH"
he's just a giant babie, taeyong come collect ur son