I’m

Incomprehensible, have a good day.

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

a collection

Once upon a time…

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

percy going, "i killed the minotaur on the first try, how hard could driving be?" and then immediately crashing the car twice will never not be funny. peak adhd self-hubris moment.

Gulmp.

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

they need to make a separate search function for when you do not wanna fuck the character youre looking up