SMUT BELOW
Every friend group should include Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
would katsuki let his gf play with his dick while its soft? 🧐
if i said no i’d be a LIAR !!!!!!
minors dni, smut but very light, literally just touching his dick lol
tbh i think bakugou would be so very like his body is yours. so you can do what you want with it and he rarely gets annoyed when you’re handsy. he likes the feeling of your hands on him and he finds it so hard to say no to you even if he didn’t want you to.
so he’s flicking through netflix on his massive tv trying to find something for you both to watch. he’s laying slouched on the sofa and youre comfortably in his arms, your arm strewn against his chest.
he kisses your scalp, “whaddaya wanna watch?”
you shrug, sneaking your hand up his tshirt to rub against his abs, “i don’t mind.”
he hums under you, “that’s not helpful, baby.” though he makes no comment at the feeling of your hand on him. he’s used to you being so touchy feely.
“fill me up like a oreo.”
PAIRING. dilf! bakugou x f! bimbo! reader.
SYPNOSIS. you babysit the pro-hero’s kid, but he has a few other things in mind. in other words, it’s demon time y/n 👹👹
WARNINGS. age gap. (reader is 20+ katsuki in early 40s) bakugou’s divorced. reader has breeding kink. size kink. degrading. oral of f! receiving. dacryphilia (?) anal. choking. edging if you squint. teasing. eye contact. MM TY FOR 3K+ NOTES WHAT
A/N. bro… i think i did something ??? LOL njoy <3
YOU’VE BEEN BABYSITTING the infamous pro-hero katsuki bakugou’s son for nearly a year now. you were a young pretty junior in your college year. to be honest, it was easy money. the pay was something else, and you couldn’t even believe he hired you.
needless to say though, like anyone would, you had a crush on him. who wouldn’t? he definitely grew into his looks — standing about 6’3, still rocking his iconic spiky hair, and he was so ripped. he caught stares and gawks from you, leaving you extremely embarrassed but you couldn’t help it. the crazy part was that he didn’t even look in his early 40s, he’d always get compliments saying he looked near 20.
it was your break meaning you could babysit for two months before your semester started again. it didn’t take long at all to rock his infant to sleep. his little boy loved you a lot, probably even more than his mother which was never home, which said something. giving the baby a smile, pulling up his blanket over him, you waved goodnight, and closed the door.
being a bit famished, you walked downstairs to the enormous kitchen, trying not to be loud. you took out the pot of speghetti bakugou made, and he left you some. you heated some up in the microwave, and stuffed your mouth nice and full. when you finished, you bent down putting the pot full of pasta back in the refrigerator only to feel a presence that you couldn’t ignore.
the intoxicating axe cologne was practically a dead giveaway. it was katsuki bakugou himself of course, staring down at you with his cold, red eyes — only in shorts and a tank top. you turned around, swallowing the lump that formed in your throat.
“i’m.. excuse me, i didn’t—”
“calm down,” he says, backing away for a bit before, taking a look at you up and down, making you a bit flustered. “why are you up so late? it’s three in the morning.”
you nervously scratched the back of your head, looking away. “i’m sorry sir, your son kept crying and asking for his mommy and i felt kind of bad. considering your wife pretended not to hear—”
“we divorced about a month ago and i hope she moves out soon,” he corrects you, leaving you to feel a bit embarrassed. “and yeah, i apologize, she’s never really around anyway.”
“oh..” you replied, awkwardly. “i’m sorry.”
“don’t worry about it. and do you ever stop apologizing? what you should be apologizing for is wearing that short ass skirt. when you bent over i saw you wearing the new dynamight panties my team just released at victoria’s secret. how cute.”
spiderman!dream x gn!reader
not proofread!
You sneeze.
White powder-like snow sinks down like feathers, some of it melting on the tip of your shoes, causing a wet spot to form on the material. Maybe you should’ve worn your cheaper pair today. You sigh at that, already irritated by everything around you.
Nonetheless, you amble on forwards your way to school.
This city, although known as a tourist spot for sites where heroes had fought in, is a garbage dump, and you’re already nice by describing it like that. Thieves, everywhere. Villains with otherworldly superpowers, everywhere.
Snow on your clothes, everywhere.
You sniffle, pushing forward despite your bones freezing up until you swear you would freeze to death in place like a snowman.
Yelled curses emit from an alleyway you pass by. This, of course, wasn’t a normal occurrence, but not an unusual one, either. There’s always something happening somehow, no matter how little ( someone failing a robbery by running away so they look even more suspicious ), or big ( big lizards who look like Voldemort and aliens ).
dilf!dreamwastaken x fem!reader
WARNINGS- dilf!neighbour!dreamwastaken cheats on his wife with you, mostly dreams pov, infidelity, no specific age mentioned for the reader but the reader is 18+ and younger than dream!!, light yandere themes, pervy dream, age gap, innocence kink, voyeurism, size kink, sir kink, dream is not the best dad or husband in this uhh, but he’s good to you so, no mention of readers dad because daddy issues ig, dream n glasses is a warning in itself
SUMMARY- dream hates his life but he loves you, his new sweet little neighbour.
WORDS- 7.7k+
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pairings: peter parker x reader
desc: in which your boyfriends newfound love towards jewellery affects you more than you expected
warnings: swearing, the most nsfw thing i’ve done, sex mentions, hand kink, dirty talk, choking, ring kink(?), hint of dom!peter, nicknames of pure filth
a/n: this is filth. it’s not all the way smut but oh my god it’s pure filth. if there were any mind readers in sainsbury’s while i thought this up - sorry😋
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cc!crewboys x reader [ dream, george, sapnap, quackity, and karl ]
ᵔᴗᵔ ⧣ warnings: cursing. ???. that's all i think.
ᵔᴗᵔ ⧣ notes: i can never seem to write short hcs like they always end up being too long help (pain and suffering) anyway enjoy :D very fluffy!!!! no beta cus no beta
DREAM ミ 💭 ✧ ˚ .
"i mean, i'm just saying. i think i only won when you cheered for me in dodgebolt, so why not do that more often?"
"dream, for the love of god, just end the fucking stream it's been two hours since mcc ende—"
A/N - guess who finally finished another draft
minors dni
Word Count - 4.1k
Tags: porn lol. irl names used, threesome, sub!dream if you squint but no real d/s stuff
Summary: Dream's house is freezing. He comes home to find F!Reader and George keeping warm while watching netflix in the couch in his oversized smile hoodies.
Imagine moving to Riverdale while your father has some business to attend to. While there, you meet some people you find yourself growing attached to.
Words: 8.8K Author’s Note: Riverdale AU where FP didn’t go to prison for his crimes and Jughead joined the Serpents because he wanted to. This isn’t exactly Northsider friendly and I’ll be focusing more so on the Serpents, so I won’t go into detail about all the drama the Northside gang constantly puts themselves into the middle of, nor will Jughead be a part of it. I will mention a certain family who lives nearby from another show, but I will NOT be bringing those characters in here. The most you’ll get is what I explain about them in the imagine.
♡︎Paring♡︎ ⋮ Corpse husband x fem!reader
Warnings ⋮ N/A fluff
"Come on Jack say da-da." Corpse told your son. His innocent e/c eyes stared up at your husband before smiling showing his gums. "MAMA!" he shouted. Corpse sighed dropping to his knees. "My child's cursed..." He mumbled. "Come on just say da-da one time pls for me?" Corpse begged. "Mama!" Jack squealed again this time making grabby hands at you.
Teaching Charlie was a delight.
When Quackity had put you up to the job, you hadn’t been too sure about it. Teaching someone how to be human (whatever that entailed) seemed like more than you had signed up for when you had become a resident of Las Nevadas - just imagining long hours of helping someone learn the intricacies of human life made your head ache. But Quackity had insisted, and you really had nothing better to do.
Three months into the job though, and you were quite attached to Charlie.
He was a wonderful student - eager to learn and bright enough that it never took him too long to grasp new concepts (though, as with any student, some things came more naturally than others) - and an even more wonderful friend. It was amazing how a sentient piece of goo (though it was really hard for you to think of him like that anymore) could be more kind and caring than half of the actual people you knew.
You were pleased to say that Charlie had become quite fond of you as well. Though you were only supposed to spend six hours a day with him, oftentimes you wound up just spending your days together, wandering around the unfinished Las Nevadas after you had completed his schooling for the day, talking about whatever crossed your minds. Charlie was always eager to hear stories from your day to day life, and the amount of history he had seen just from being around for that many years never failed to make you gaze at him with wonder.
It wouldn’t have been a stretch to say that he had become your best friend.
You certainly liked him enough - that goofy smile never failed to brighten your mood, even on the worst days, and though the slight fluidity of his skin had been off putting at first, through the amount of daps you shared, you had gotten used to it - come to enjoy it even, something that was uniquely Charlie.
For all his wonderful attributes though, there were still some times that you got a little exasperated with him.
“Nope.” You sighed, watching as his arm bent the wrong way again. “You can’t just bend the joint that way, Charlie, that’s not how bones work.”
“But you said to hit the lever behind me..?” Charlie asked, righting his arm again.
“Right, but with humans, remember, the joints don’t bend all the way around because of the bones.” You reminded him. “Just because your body can bend that way, doesn’t mean mine can.”
Charlie nodded slowly, but the confused look was still hovering in his eyes.
“Do you want to go over joints and movement again?” You asked.
Charlie smiled sheepishly. “Yes please.”
You stepped forward, extending your arms. You had done this exercise a few times before, just to help Charlie learn which body parts worked together and which joints moved in which directions. It was easy for him to forget though - his body didn’t really have limits to movement, being slime - and he had a bad habit of just throwing human joint movements away in exchange for what was the most easy at the time.
Charlie placed his hands on your elbows, and you bent your arms, letting him feel how the joints moved and worked. “See? One way.”
“Right.” Charlie said, nodding now. His hands moved to your shoulders. “But these ones go all the way around?”
You rolled your shoulders, moving the ball joint in a circle. “Correct.”
His hands wandered down to your wrists. “Same as these?”
You rolled your wrists, nodding.
From there, Charlie’s hands found your hips. “But these ones only go forward and backward.”
“For walking.” You said, nodding. “They can go out, a little - nothing too far though.”
Charlie nodded, his eyes wandering over your body innocently. The first few times you had done this with him, you had been a little uncomfortable - it was strange, to be treated like a scientific model, slightly slimy hands running up and down your skin, asking what each of your joints and muscles did. But over time, you had gotten used to it - Charlie was only curious to learn, after all, and you were more than willing to help.
A hand over your crotch startled you, and you broke out of your train of thought, raising an eyebrow at Charlie. He only blinked at you though, saying, “You never said what this part’s for.”
You closed your eyes, steeling yourself. You had known this day would come, eventually - sex was a large part of human life, after all. You didn’t really want to be having ‘the talk’ with a sentient piece of goo that you had come to know and love, but you supposed it had had to come at some point.
“It’s for sex, Charlie.”
Charlie’s eyebrows shot up. “You have a stripper pole on you?”
The comment was so out of place that you couldn’t help but bark out a laugh. “What?”
“A stripper pole.” Charlie repeated. “Like the one in the casino? Quackity said it was for sex-”
“No, no.” You said, cutting him off, still laughing. “Sex organs Charles, for the actual act. They’re part of basic human anatomy - everyone’s got some.”
Charlie’s eyes narrowed as he nodded, and movement under his pants caught your eye - the fabric shifted and pulled until it filled out a little more - like his very skin was reshaping itself to include what you had just told him.
It was then that you realized that Charlie might be the answer to every sexual fantasy you had ever had.
We all know that corpse is like, really fucking flirty, literally anytime he says something even remotely flirty, I’m blushing. Maybe corpse flirting with reader and she just flustered the entire time??
Corpse Husband x Reader
Summary: Corpse teasingly flirting with the reader only to realize he’s the one falling in love.
author's note(s): this took absolutely too long but shoutout to @basilly and @inniterhq who helped and gave most of the ideas for donos and responses and shit. anyways it's 2 am im tired and need a shower but by the time you see this i'll be in my bed after having a nice shower and everything
cw warnings: light cursing, and anything else i can't think of rn
Dream
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piss baby. chat. your streamer isn’t taking accountability for his actions and needs to be canceled.
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more you say?
There were many demons, incubus, and succubus that were coming and going from the Badlands. The few that wished to stay had to prove themselves to Bad and Skeppy. The typical are you good or do you have bad intentions, kind of proving. Something Bad didn't predict was finding a small child in the Nether just sitting by the edge of a clif on their own.
His fatherly instincts took over and he bolted to grab them. Clinching the little one, they giggled peering up at him with (e/c) eyes. Their skin a slightly lighter shade of black than his own. Their little tail swished as they grabbed at his face lightly. Smiling Bad lifted them up and held them closely, the small child began playing with the leather strap across his chest.
Bad had searched everywhere and even asked around for your parents but never found any. He sighed lightly, he didn't exactly want to leave them here. Bad sat and began pulling out the muffins he had baked earlier this morning to eat. Picking small pieces off, he held out the small pieces for the little one to eat. Bad was slow and careful letting them eat but also attempting to get them to stand. The little half breed stood for a few seconds before falling back to their butt with a pout.
"Aw don't worry little muffin, I'll teach you how to walk!" Bad exclaimed now excited as the idea of having another child to raise struck him. After his short little eating break with his new child, he began his way home. Taking all the safe routes just to make sure neither one of them lost a life. After all the Nether wasn't the place to be unless the person was prepared.
Just as Bad got home Sam and Skeppy had both eaten most of the muffins. Shaking his head Bad moved to introduce you to his two closest people, he would introduce you to Sapnap when he got a chance. After all both him and his son were busy people with their own lives.
"Oh hey there Bad- what do you have?" Skeppy asked leaning to peek more at his partner.
"A new addition to our little family?" Bad replied making it sound more like a question then a statement. He shifted his little muffin in his arms so that thebmix breed could see Sam and Skeppy. Giggling they reached out to touch Sam, drawn in by his speckled green skin. Sam smiled letting them touch his hand before they turned towards Badboyhalo's clothes.
Sapnap was shocked to see his father, Badboyhalo, holding a small little Cambion (a half demon, half human) child. Your skin closely matched Bad's but your eyes were a bright (e/c) standing out in the dim room.
"Are they walking yet?" Sam asked watching as you played with Bad's clothes.
"No, they aren't even talking yet but I don't think Sapnap would mind the little muffin." Bad explained gently setting you on the ground to let you use his leg to stand. He had hopes that you would start walking soon. You eyes locked with Sapnap's fiery deep brown hue eyes before he turned and left.
The rage Sapnap felt when he found out Bad was under the eggs control, partially making him forget about you. Sap wouldn't lie, he wasn't overly fond of you but that didn't mean you deserved this. Bad spent more time with the egg making Sap worry. Unable to stop himself, he sprinted to his father's home and began looking for you. Feeling lonely and cold you had found yourself by fire, lightly babbling like the fire understood.
"Hey little spitfire, come on. George or I will keep a eye on you, undistracted." He said letting you curl the tail of his bandana around your tiny hand. By the time he made it back to his house with his fiances, you were asleep. Karl gushed about how cute you were, gently rubbing your back.
"Can I hold them?" Karl asked in a soft tone. Sapnap couldn't deny him especially since he used that tone. Nodding he handed you over watching as Karl held you tightly, your thin little tail curling around Karl's arm.
"I guess we'll be taking care of them until this egg stuff blows over?" Quackity questions Sapnap in a quieter tone than his normal hoping to not disturb you.
"Yeah when I got there they were trying to play with fire. We'll need to take them to the Nether and let them warm up properly." Sapnap explained pulling Quackity to sit with him and Karl. The three of them quickly falling asleep with you. Sapnap made a mental note to visit George soon, since he has forgotten due to you taking a nap.
You woke first, noticing the three surrounding you were still sleeping rather well. Quickly noticing Sapnap you reached out to lightly pat his cheek which in turn caused him to shift away. Shivering from the lack of heat you needed as a Nether demon half breed, made you whine. Sapnap quickly jolted awake when you whined getting ready to start crying, your body giving a clear shiver.
"Alright alright hold on, we'll leave them a note then head off to the Nether." Sapnap whispered writing a quick note for his fiances when they woke up. Gently holding his you, he slipped out of the house and took the faster path to the Nether. Luckily for Sapnap lava and fire couldn't harm him in the way it did others. The biggest question for him was could it hurt you. Your squirming and fussing halted completely once both of you were inside the Nether you instantly calmed.
"This is all you wanted huh?" Sapnap chuckled moving to sit by a small pool of lava. Meanwhile Karl and Quackity panicked when they woke with you and Sapnap gone. It took them a hot minute to find his note explaining that you both were in the Nether. Karl placed a hand on his heart before lacing his fingers with Quackitys' own fingers.
"There they are!" Quackity said quickly spotting you and Sap. As the two approached they couldn't help but smile at your giggles when Sap lifted you into the air a bit.
"Maybe we should adopt if we give them back, I think we'd make great parents~" Karl now cooed peaking over Sapnap's shoulder. Sapnap nearly had a heart attack from suddenly hearing Karl's voice.
"If?" Quackity questioned moving to sit on the other side of Sap. You reached for Karl lightly with tiny little hands. He couldn't deny with how cute you looked your thin tail swishing from side to side.
"Who said I wanted to give them back?" Karl replied taking you from Sap. It didn't take long for you to start rubbing your eyes and yawning. Quackity now carried you in his arms since Karl had left saying he had something to do and Sapnap had to tell George what was going on. Big Q wouldn't admit out loud but the idea of taking you in and all three of them working together to raise you sounded amazing.
"Maybe we could keep you after all?" He whispered as their house came into view. He wondered after the egg got destroyed if you would ever want to go back to Badboyhalo or if you would want to stay with them. Smiling he eased himself on to the bed holding you close, deciding a nap would work great as a pass time.
Much to my surprise I was actually pretty happy with George saying he had gotten to busy to help me with my little sibling. I quickly stopped by my dad's house on the way home because I needed to get their stuff. Skeppy and Sam looked exhausted but also panicked.
"Oh Sapnap please tell me you've seen (Y/n)! We came back and they were gone, we can't find them anywhere!" Skeppy rambled quickly worry clear in his voice.
"Yeah (Y/n) is with me and my fiances, when I got here yesterday they were trying to play with fire because they were cold and alone." I emphasized moving to gather what I would need to care for them. Skeppy came to a halt at the door.
"You've got them??" He echoed looking even further in shock. I nodded and pulled the bag around my shoulder lightly stepping around my second dad.
"Karl is threatening to keep them instead of giving them back, which you know I've got to say. I don't mind the idea one bit, they are well behaved and the three of us have mentioned kids." I explained moving back to the door so I could get home. Sam had collapsed on the couch seemingly on the verge of sleep, not that I could blame him.
Sam had enough to worry about with Dream being locked up in the prison. He was mainly the one on duty, guarding the prison from any potential threats. Sam wouldn't have enough time to watch a child and guard the prison. Poor man needed a break. Skeppy was always gathering materials for the others now, well that or playing a prank on someone.
"If Bad ever gets free from the egg I'll tell him you are keeping them. I'm sure he'll be glad that you cared enough to take them in." Skeppy said with a smile, lightly pulling me in for a hug.
"Thank you Sap, be safe." He said gently ruffling my hair. Rolling my eyes playfully I nodded my goodbyes and left for home. Not expecting the house to be so quiet when I stepped in. Slowly setting their bag down by the couch, I took light steps around the house searching for Quackity and (Y/n).
A sigh of relief left me when I saw (Y/n) sleeping on Quackity, both peacefully resting. I smiled softly lightly placing my hand on (Y/n)'s back and a light kiss to Big Q's forehead. I turned to head back to the kitchen hoping Karl would be back by lunch. Looking in my dad's little booklet on (Y/n) noting different things like them not talking or walking yet.
Giving a slight hum I began to move the furniture around in the living room to make space so we could teach them to walk. Karl would be excited to teach them to talk, while Quackity and I could encourage walking. Deciding I had moved stuff around enough I moved to make lunch.
The sound of the front door opening and closing made me turn to see who came in. Karl spotted me and grinned, quickly sliding over and peaking at the various sandwiches I was making for lunch. I held one of the sandwiches out for him only for him to take a bite of it, instead of taking it. He giggled at my shocked expression. Laughing with him I rolled my eyes playfully at him, before grabbing the plate of the sandwiches.
I lightly pulled Karl towards the bedroom to show him (Y/n) and Quackity sleeping so soundly. Karl gasped and gave a soft aw that followed shortly after the gasp. I could see the love in his eyes as he inches towards the bed, softly rubbing their back. I joined him lightly shaking Quackity so they could join us for lunch. (Y/n) yawned and stretched out their (e/c) eyes fluttering open.
They sat up lightly reaching for me, their little hands making the grab motion a few times. Whispering that I was going to take a shower with them real quick to make sure they are clean. Karl smiled and said he'd do his best to wake Quackity. That man could sleep for years and still wake up tired.
I smiled watching Sapnap carry (Y/n) towards the bathroom to take a shower. I couldn't help the pure bliss at the idea that they were our child now. The three of us were now parents of a little cambion, our little demon. Their little tail that swished with excitement or curled around whoever's arm that was carrying them.
"Come on Quackity, Sap made lunch. Wake up~" I said nudging his side softly trying to stir him awake. I screamed in surprise when he pulled me to lay with me, muttering about wanting more sleep. Laughing I tried wiggling free from his hold which mad in turn made him laugh along with me. Finally getting free I turned and ran towards the living room thinking I had gotten away.
My relief was short lived when I heard him get up and come following after me. Giggling I did my best to avoid him, hoping Sapnap would get out of the shower with our sweet baby and save me. Quackity chuckled making a quick lung to grab at me only to stumble and fall. We were both so lost in our laughter that we didn't hear Sapnap enter the living room.
"Alright you two what's so funny?" He asked a smile resting on his lips. Doing my best to explain past my laughter only to end up laughing harder than before. Finally our laughter died down enough for us to explain, a few giggles escaping in the process. We all moved to sit at the table taking our sandwiches, each of us taking turns feeding (Y/n).
"I looked over my dad's notes on what he needed to teach them and I figured we could take turns with them. They don't know how to walk or how to talk." Sap explained letting them take tiny sips of his water.
"I'd love to teach them to walk!!" I exclaimed excitedly smiling at (Y/n) who reached for another piece of food. I smiled brightly offering a small piece to them as Quackity proudly said they would be walking in no time. I joked about having him child proof the whole house.
Once we all finished eating Quackity took their tiny hands in his own, guiding them with each step. Offering small words of encouragement as they made their way to the couch and back to the kitchen. I laughed softly at Quackity's eagerness to see them walk. I lightly hugging Sapnap from behind while he washed out plates and cups. Once he finished he turned in my embrace, smiling his charmign smile at me.
"Thank you for bring them here. I feel like the three of us would be great parents." I whispered softly kissing his lips. It wasn't official but I'd love to take them in as our child. This would be a perfect first step to being parents at least.
"Who said they were going back? I told Skeppy I was taking them and didn't exactly plan on giving them back." Sap mumbled lightly scratching the back of his neck with a grin. I smiled brightly pressing kisses all over his face to show my excitement. Sap dissolved in to laughter trying to stop me as Quackity and (Y/n) entered the kitchen.
"What has you all kissy Karl?" Big Q asked a slight hint of jealousy in his tone. I giggled letting Sapnap take (Y/n) from him before I pressed kisses all over his face as well.
"Their ours. Like officially, (Y/n) will be our little baby!" I exclaimed turning to cradle them and smother them in kisses as well. Little laughter filled the kitchen when they began laughing from the kisses. Sapnap quickly joined in tickling their sides making their laughter raise in volume. Big Q jumped in to 'save' our little demon from our attacks. He screamed and ran from the both of us, our own laughter joining in with their cute laughter.
By night (Y/n) was out like a light curled up on Sapnap's chest with Quackity and I on his sides. Quackity's and my hand both lay crossed over their back, while Sapnap's arms were supporting their little butt. Whispering my goodnights and 'I love you's to my fiances and our new little cambion.
Hellooo!! Um do you think you could write some hcs (or a oneshot, whichever you’re more comfortable with-) about saiki first hearing the readers thoughts but like…they have a typical gen z type internal monologue?? Like at minor inconveniences they just ‘I’m gonna kermit-‘ out of pure habit or at random moments they just start thinking of random stuff…if you want to change anything about this request that’s fine and if you don’t wanna do this one at all that’s totally fine too! Hope you have a great day/night!!
Of course I will! Thank you for the request, I’ll write it as soon as I can!
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Hi! So this is what Saiki K (From the Disastrous Life of Saiki K) would do if y/n had typical gen z thoughts! Sorry if this isn’t what you wanted but I tried my best 😅.
It was a -somewhat- normal day at P.K. Academy, Teruhashi was being an icon and “perfect girl”. Haido was getting everyone hyped up, Kaido and Aren were with Nendo. Saiki was with the perv himself Toritska and with big boobs Mikoto. And you were running late 😃. Nothing was out of the ordinary. That was until class when the teacher said,
“GROUP PROJECT!!!”
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“I’m gonna Kermit-“
Wait what. That Saiki remembered like it was as clear as day, and it kept going on. For the whole day. And he heard all of it. Of course he didn’t mean too! It was his telepathy- Like what normal human would want to listen to someone thinking about getting railed by an anime character like every second? He sure didn’t, and to make things worse he forgot his telepathy ring.
So not only did he have to listen to you thinking stuff like “I wanna drag this bitch 6-foot under” or “hmm I wonder if I could stuff a monster can up his ass” but…
He was enjoying it- HE EVEN SMILED AT ONE POINT! However that didn’t stop him thinking about how annoying it was.
Saiki POV: “this is Saiki”
“OooOo~ look at Saiki staring at y/n like his life depends on it” snickered Toritska.
“Shut up. You do it basically everyday.”
“H-hey! I do not!” He blushed and defended while I just rolled my eyes.
“Why am I even acting this way?..” I think while staring out the window at y/n. Y/N is adorable, I won’t doubt that- but do I like them in that way? I don’t think so. I can’t. It’s just because their weird thoughts have been in my head all day… right? “Good grief, I hate this.”
I sense Haido walking up behind me and start walking away hopefully loosing him and to my luck I do.
Then, “WHY WAS THERE A FROG ON MY DESK Y/L/N Y/N?!” “I- HOW DO YOU THINK? IT HOPPED THERE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIOLOGY TEACHER!”
“Great.”
I walk the other way using my clairvoyance to see if Haido’s still there, he isn’t so I continue walking until I hear a-
“Damn teacher, giving me a detention AND I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING! Jeez I’d rather get ghosted by Gojo then be- WAIT NO I WOULDN’T- Wow that looks like a dick ha! It looks just like that teacher- omg wait what was I on about-“
“Nope I’m going home I can’t be asked to deal with this anymore.”
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Sorry this is so bad I just have no motivation what so ever- I’ve just finished a 5 page essay 😭 anyway I hope you enjoyed this and I’ll try do better in the future cause I know this was shit. Anyway adíos!
