it's better in a hell hole

bad and lazy design: having a couple have kids and the son(s) look exactly like the dad and the daughter(s) look exactly like the mom

i mean one of them is human

thank you for your input, tumblr user thekinkstress

i’m a lover. AND a biter

finally….feminem

aight what human rights violation have they committed now

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them

“yeah sex is great but have you ever—” no. And you need to start having better sex

if i could go back in time and kill you before you made this post i would

fuck you and your really fucking acephobic (is that the term? idk) comment section asshole

This is such a normal response to this post

imagine getting banned for saying what mikey way did to ian mckellen

what did mikey way do to ian mckellen

well he um. he uhhh. well you see he

yeah.

let me clarify: he fucked that old man

big shoutout to baked potatoes

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i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

kubrick stares at affordable housing listings

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

Those are the men

“umm arts not a real job ://“ show me a stock. put a stock. into my hands. you cannot do that can you? but you know what i can do? i can draw you giant furry boobs and place that gentley into your palms. who of us is the truer man. who of us provides at the end of the day. look me in the eyes