do you ever watch a letsplay and it inspires you to go play the game, not because it looks fun and such, but because they're fucking it up so badly that you just need to get into the game and do some of this shit correctly?

this is why danandphilgames sponsorships work

the usamerican medical system is such a joke. i went to urgent care and the doctor just wrote "over the pants handy in jeans" on the prescription pad without even telling me if i'm supposed to be giving or receiving

Polaroids 🎀❤️

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

Thank you for appreciating my image cropping

if yaoi is wrong …i don’t Wnat to be right…

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

Some fanart of this ancient figurine! Also got commissioned to draw her hanging out with a friend!

NYMPHIA WIND •  drag race season 16 top 3 [template credit]

SAPPHIRA CRISTÁL •  drag race season 16 top 3 [nymphia ver.]

hope katya is alright and takes all the time she needs <3

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

every tapwater is "drinkable tapwater" if u can attune your system to the resonant frequency of each pernicious metal in the solution