"Thinking about life" -Doug
The pug version of @harrystyles
"Of course my body wakes me up early on the weekend" -Doug
"Netflix, party of one" -Doug
"Ate your pizza, I have" -Doug
"U used to call me on my cell phone" -Doug
"Sweating out the toxins" -Doug
"Getting out of the shower on a Monday morning feels a lot like torture" -Doug
Going home for the holidays: expectations vs reality
"My first thought when I wake up is how to get food without leaving my bed" -Doug
“When someone eats in front of u and ur starving” -Doug
"Shoutout to beanies for saving all of my bad hair days" -Doug
"Are u SURE u just don't want to stay in tonight?" -Doug
"If it's raining u can't expect me to make plans" -Doug (at Madison Square Garden)
"Is it turkey time yet?" -Doug
"Smile ur beautiful" -Doug
"I live in a blanket burrito" -Doug