looking disrespectfully at the toaster

Customer: COOL 1969 LEMANS DMV: NO 69 ON RECORD Verdict: ACCEPTED

‘WHERE are the manic pixie dream BOYS?’ well, ur not gonna like it, but mostly in hallmark christmas movies

QPRs are so fucking awesome are you telling me I get to be someone's lame ass boyfriend without actually having to date them???

do not speak to me for i am sobbing over bloodfest :(

matching shirts for you and the bestie

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

real

Zookeeper Jake and Wilbur the Binturong with some facts about binturong fur, prehensile tails and weight! (from the Nashville Zoo)

Edit: The Nashville Zoo currently has Wilbur merch they’re using to fundraise for binturong conservation if you want this cutie on a shirt!

Mistakes were made

[image: artwork of a skeleton with a dagger that enters above the cheekbone down into the jaw. The tip is visible just below the mandible.]

Bobcat after a boy saved him from a fire

he keeps doing things

I hope the king crimson screaming guy is less scared now

He is content, flourishing

21st century peaceful man

pan flute, kitty's paw

feeling safe and well-cared for

a kind grampa's placid snore

21st century peaceful man.