*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep. that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

Me: Small but knowing

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

Fixed

since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

OP. W H E R E ’ S T H E E S S A Y

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

someone off screen pointing a gun at steve: say it or i shoot you

steve, painfully but with passion: ahoy

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs

THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN

stranger things but every time a demogorgan or shadow monster shows up will looks into the camera like he’s on the office

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

reblog this if it’s okay for your mutuals to call you a

Stranger Things s3 prediction:

The Monster™: *physically shows up*

Joyce Byers:

What y’all here on the tumblr dot com seem to think modern richie would be: 

What modern richie actually would be: 

Honestly.

But some of the outfits Ezra wears… the boy is a grown Richie with a bougie budget.

mood™

ummmmmmm i love him?

Just watched this scene and realized it’s the equivalent of a failed persuasion check followed by that moment of… ok I’m just gonna hit him.