Click the link! Do it! Just do it!
Extremely normal voice: What Sesame Street character do you most wanna hook up with?
Cookie Monster feels like a safe choice. It'd be a real cozy hook up. With snacks before, durring, and after.
But you know Oscar the Grouch would use you in that rough way that you love.
Anonymous asked:
I used to be straight but now i just want to suck on your cock as you use me however you want
I used to be straight too. Time makes f*****s of us all.
I wish [character] from [media property] would [sex act] on my [body part].
Would the secret service agents go into the glory hole booth with the president or just stand outside guarding the entrance?
Would anyone entering the connected booth need to first pass some type of security clearance vetting? Kinda ruins the fantasy.
Anonymous asked:
Saw you on reddit and I gotta say you have the cutest tummy I've ever fucking seen
Thank you!!!
Boys who drink a lot should take hrt because it lowers your alcohol tolerance and will thus save you money. Also they should make themselves all cute and suck other boy's dicks for drinks.
What? I'm just telling you what any other financial advisor would say.
Would you keep me as a pet if I wore the gir dress? I'll make waffles!
Anonymous asked:
If i said i was coming to Montreal in a bit, would you be interested in getting to know eachother and maybe doing stuff when id get there?
Okay, but you better look exactly like this in person or I'm gonna be pissed about getting catfished ->
The person this was reblogged from would look cute with cum on their face.
The correct response to "I have a boner" is "welcome to womanhood."
Anonymous asked:
Would you ever do stuff with a mutual/follower?
Like half the people I've dated were trans babes I met through social media.
Anonymous asked:
Intoxicated kink day! What's uour favorite and least favorite intoxs?
MDMA is GOATed, but obviously only for special occasions. Poppers and alcohol are nice in a slightly more routine way.
I don't smoke weed anymore.
Every tv show I watch lately is like...
"This is a show about high powered middle aged career women."
That's hot.
"They're feminist icons."
Okay.
"Which is kinda behind the times. Modern women have less to prove. Maybe true feminism is about having the right to lean in to traditional gender roles."
What?
"BTW exposing men who sexually abuse women is a step too far, right? It seems like a step too far."
Why does this keep happening?
Anonymous asked:
What's your favorite type of !nce$t pairing?
Mother/son? Brother/sister? Father/daughter? Something else?
Gamer (player one) / Gamer (player two).
Anonymous asked:
I've heard rumors that large objects can be inserted into ones butt, what are your thoughts on this crazy rumor?
Those rumours are totally unsubstantiated! There's absolutely no proof that the faberge eggs were smuggled out of the museum in this way! And if you came here today expecting a confession then you'll be leaving disappointed!
Penis.