the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

MAKE ME CHOOSE ⌊ THEWAAYWETALK ASKED: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS OR BRIDGERTON?

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

ADHD girly, my beloved. You are such a mood.

[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.

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Hey it's me the thing from john carpenter's the thing

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

“but it wasn’t that bad”

did it hurt? did you feel scared? unsafe? were you embarrassed? humiliated? terrified? did you feel confused on why? does it keep you up at night? do you avoid being in a similar situation? did you cry? did you want to cry? who told you it wasn’t that bad?

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

early 2000s kambriel

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

*makes this noise at you*

Emma was historically accurate in so many ways

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