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Ugh time to get DRESSED and MOVE MY BODY and WALK and DO THINGS and other oppressive homophobic concepts

Me: hey how’s it going

My lesbian friend: ????

Me: ohh sorry

Me: shfjfkfj how’s it going ???? Lmao

My lesbian friend: i can’t stop thinking about when I’ll meet the love of my life who I can settle down and get a pet and an apartment with and I feel really gay

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

thinkin about how when i was 16 i asked my mom to give me permission to get a sherlock tattoo and she was adamant in refusing no matter how much i begged. like…. u saved me, mom. you saved me in every way you can save another human being

Someone created meme bath bombs and you’ll want every single f*cking one

can we stop the nuclear warfare with north korea and just drop these on them

WSKJEHJLSKJKSL READ THEIR FAQ

Is she… Y'know *makes a cuffing jeans gesture* bisexual?

Is she a… y'know *makes a terrible footwear gesture* a lesbian?

Wlw solidarity

“dont harass artists” SHOULD mean “dont contribute to cringe blogs taking 12 year olds ocs and laughing at them, dont interact with an artist just to say you hate their style, dont send mean messages asking for free art or complaining about commission prices, dont steal art and shit talk the artist when they ask you to take it down, dont edit art and claim it as your own, dont threaten another human being”

it should NOT mean “don’t ever criticize someone for drawing something racist/homophobic” Like yeah don’t send threats that’s fucking common sense, but people have a right to know when their work is having a real impact on someone’s life (making them feel excluded and lesser, contributing to dysphoria and fear) and then they can react to it and choose to keep going or not, but just because someone put in the time and effort to draw it doesn’t mean nobody can say it’s shitty on a moral level ???

Me

imagine trying to explain to your great grandma that you have a device at that connect you instantly to anyone in the world, and you use it to microblog on a website that’s so overrun by fools that you can say “the guy who wants to fuck trains commented on my post” and everyone knows exactly who you’re talking about

me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry !

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made