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The Snake Of Sass

@thesassmisstress / thesassmisstress.tumblr.com

Welcome! I'm a she | 22 | Slytherin  I write for SPN, Shadow&Bone, TVD, Criminal Minds, TO and Marvel (might add more later on) If you want to talk, message me or ask me a question :D     Masterlist You can also find me on Ao3 with the same username
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MASTERLIST

Hello everyone! Welcome to my masterlist :D I’ll add more characters as I go on.

1. MARVEL

1. Steve Rogers

  • “Who the hell is Sharon“

Part 1     Part 2     Part 3     Part 4     Part 5     Part 6     Part 7

*more coming soon*

2. Bucky Barnes

  • The Soldier’s Doll

Part 1     Part 2     Part 3     Part 4

Prologue    Part 1    

  • The Friendzone
  • The Lone Wolf

Prologue   Part 1    

*more coming soon*

3. Loki

*more coming soon*

4. Peter Parker

*more coming soon*

2. SUPERNATURAL

1. Dean Winchester

*more coming soon*

3. CRIMINAL MINDS

1. Dr. Spencer Reid

Updated on January 2nd, 2023

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The Widow (1)

Summary: You trust no one. Not since they got your husband killed.

Pairing: TFaTW!Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader

Warnings: mentions death of a loved-one, the reader is under protection, bitchy reader, arguments, grumpy Bucky, angst

You wake from another nightmare, screaming at the top of your lungs. When you sit up, you clutch the blanket to your chest and try to remember what your therapist told you.

Reblog for tags.

Can you tag me in all your fics, please?

I really love your writing. You've got such amazing ideas and really great fics and your writing style is absolutely brilliant 😁

This fic (The Widow) sounds really amazing, but I'll probably wait until you've updated all the parts, so I can read everything in one go, because I'm an impatient person 😅

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inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i really hope my wish comes true

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

I rly hope u guys arent shittin me

Please work

Rb-img at 11:11 for extra good luck!!

… can we have a Kung Fu Panda 4 please universe?? 🥺 ✨ If this shit is real PLEASE @dreamworksanimation HIRE ME SO I CAN WORK ON KFP4

++ extra wish Tai Lung redemption 💓 I MANIFEST

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thesundaytea

Please🙏🏻🥺

Hello again. Please make my wish come true🥺🙏🌟🌟🌟🌟

Hi little post, it’s me again. Please make my wish come true🥺🙏✨

Hello post, I think this will be the last time I reblog this because the time has come, so please: make my wish come true🥺🙏✨

Idk pls work lol

I hope this'll work and my wish will come true 😊

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CM Family Challenge

Hey everyone, I’m back with another monthly challenge! For the months of April AND May, I am formally challenging any willing writer to take a stab at writing fanfiction including the trope of Family/Found Family using their choice of Criminal Minds characters! Reader, Original Character, Character/Character ships, Gen/Platonic fics are allowed!

Please check out the Rules below the Keep Reading!

Generic Prompts

  • Secret family/spouse/child.
  • Character A meets B’s family.
  • Characters A and B throw a baby shower.
  • AU where two team members are siblings.
  • The Team throws a MHM (missed holiday meal).
  • Characters A and B decide to adopt a pet together.
  • Character A takes an interest in B’s family tradition.
  • Sometimes a family includes more than two parents.
  • Characters A and B decide to foster a child/teenager.
  • Character A comes to terms with B not being the marrying type.
  • Character A confesses to B that they don’t want children. B is relieved.
  • Character A reassures B that it’s okay to let go of abusive biological relatives.
  • Take your family to work day at the BAU brings together a rather eclectic group of individuals (of varying ages, backgrounds, and species).
  • Character A is surprised by how different B seems now that they left the BAU and have a functioning family life.
  • Character A reassures B about their fears of being a bad parent following a troubled childhood.
  • Character A is worried that their child will be dealbreaker for dating. They are surprised when B’s date invitation includes their child.
  • Character dates a family member of one of their teammates. Awkwardness ensues.
  • Character(s) help(s) Child through something (break up, bad grades, loss of a friend).
  • Character A accidentally refers to B as "Mom/Dad"
  • Whatever else you can think of!

NSFW & Character-Specific Prompts below.

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

oh my god

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!

uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss- 

!!!! Reblog !!!!

RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and 

REBLOG

REBLOG NOW

Yal pls be careful and spread the word to help keep everyone safe.

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The exceptional TA - Spencer Reid x Female!Reader Smut

Summary: You have a crush on your TA, Spencer Reed, and he’s not that reluctant to start something with you

Warnings: NSFW, female masturbation, oral (both male and female), sex with the TA

A/N: This was written for @aperrywilliams​ as a part of @imagining-in-the-margins​ server swap 

MINORS DNI

Word count: 3.1k

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The Risk He Took - Spencer Reid x Reader

Summary: The story of how the risk Spencer took and bonus of how the team realized they aren’t as observant as they claim to be

A/N: This was written for @omgbigfluffwriting​ as a part of @imagining-in-the-margins​ server swap 

I love your writing, and I think you’re a lovely person. I also hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Word Count: 1,7k

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A Day Without You

A/N: this was done for @imagining-in-the-margins fic swap! I had so much fun so thank you for letting me be included!

This was written for @thesassmisstress ! I hope you enjoy!

Couple: Spencer Reid x GM!reader

Category: fluff

Content warning:tooth aching fluff, mild injury, usual criminal minds case talk

Word count: 1.2k

Thank you, once again! I loved reading your work and it was so sweet and fluffy and Spencer is such a sweetheart 😍😍

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bajn

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

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princvsx

get to know the blogger

anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

I'm back now (finally)

So, please, ask me something you'd like to know about me

Also a reminder that my requests are OPEN and you can request oneshots, drabbles, headcannons... I'm going to update the fandoms I'm writing for tonight or tomorrow (hopefully)

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Pleasant Surprise

Spencer Reid x Female Reader

Summary: Reader asks Spencer if she can try to be more dominant in the bedroom.

A/N: This is my 5th fic for my 750 follower celebration! This one was especially hard for me to finish, I’ve had a massive headache all day 🤕 it was also hard because this reader is definitely very different to how I am in real life. I hope you guys do enjoy it I tried really hard to make sure I could finish it today. Thank you @spencers-dria again for fueling all my sub Spencer fics this week and giving me this idea!!

Warnings: 18+, Reader is a bit nervous at first, Use of the name Bunny (F), Spencer is tied up, Hand job, Sex toy (wand vibrator M receiving), Edging

Main Masterlist Word count: 1.4K

This was soooo good, I loved it! ♥️

You've channelled your inner Irene Adler for this, it's short and sweet, but so great

Well done April! 👏🏻

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scoutbert

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

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