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arms tied above head wins horniest arrangement at torturers' choice awards

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

Glad you liked this one dad-pegger

Cringe gang

it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

@cadaverkeys on it boss.

pictured is two rapiers, a fencing foil, a saber, and a rapier thats been shortened down <3

my arm hurts so much.

The five of swords. Heated competition, boastfulness, victory at any cost.

adventure!!!

first time making a riso print so i'm kinda excited. hehe

Just bought Apollo Justice trilogy, can't wait to meet my favorite weeb again

Merlin has bewitched me.. body and soul… 😌

Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

Ex warlord martial arts master vs money laundering mean lesbian

“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you

astarion is cheating

lockwood & co. sketchy

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a timeskip. it refers to an instance of fast-forwarding a substantial amount of time, quickly aging characters and developing events. for example, in naruto shippuden,

nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

this is by far the most fun Ive ever had reading tags on a post that blew up

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Guards, dissect this man

No it's too clinical I need something that emphasizes the feral desire to devour

Guards, sous vide this man

Guards, prepare this man for dinner

Guards, rend this man asunder

Guards, hand this man's heart to me on a platter so that I may devour him

Guards, resurrect him I didn't like that last phrasing

my liege is everything okay in there

Leave me be I'm trying to figure out how to metaphorically cannibalize someone

What a terrible world we live in where you can google wild plants or bugs because you're interested in them and the first results are all "how do I kill this"

Where is the whimsy? Where is the kindness? Where is the love for the world we live in and the creatures we share it with? How did we reach this point?