Avery Treasure Has It's Price

Shout-out to all the stories that didn't make it out of the shower with us in time to be actually written down.

2 g

He 2 little.

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

real

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

his name is. Required Reading

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

its tomorrow innit?

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

not unhinged anymore, im calm now

nevermind, i deserve to go on a rampage

THE WENCLAIR WINDOW SHOT ™

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

an absolutely insane way to end this year