Glory To {Insert Name Here}!

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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I’m only slightly unhinged, I swear.

if i had a nickel for every time i went to find fanfic for a movie before realizing that it would just be bible fanfic i'd have Two nickels—

nowadays, it feels like every time I block or report porn bots on this hellsite, I embody the spirit of that eldritch “angel of death” entity in Dreamworks’ Prince of Egypt by always making sure to check the follower’s blood-soaked doorway (bio headers marked with fandom ravings/consistent reblogs/non-suspicious links) to spare their firstborns (their beloved blogs) from my smiting (blocking and reporting) spree

I would fucking kill to be at the pitch meeting for Prince of Egypt like “no, guys, listen. An animated childrens movie about one of the most horrific displays of God’s power from the Old Testament. It’ll be a musical too. Jeff Goldblum will have 5 lines.”

Welcome to WatchMojo.com, today, we're counting down the top 10 plagues brought on by the hubris of Pharaoh.

here’s a compilation of different people driving box trucks into a low bridge over and over

It’s worth knowing a few fun facts, courtesy of 11foot8.com:

The guy who runs the website (and owns the cameras) says he sees a lot more trucks pull up to the stoplight, look at the warnings, and turn off onto the side road, but about once a month, someone hits the bridge.

the penske business is probably sick of this shit

Since all the information is from 2017, here some updates from April 2022 according the website 11foot8.com

Wait Paddington????

Y'all are like mommie this and Milf that but won't even believe a lady you're attracted to is in her late 40's.

This is about Lusamine from Sun & Moon btw

this stupid dream I had

To all the people in the notes talking about how "oh Apollo better not get his hands on this one and make this real"

These kinds of laws did/do exist already in a way, they're called anti-crossdressing laws. These laws say you must be wearing a certain amount of clothing items "intended" for your assigned birth sex, usually around 3 minimum. Keeping in a lot mind these were written when women couldn't wear pants.

These laws were the things used to target trans and GNC people which may have led to the Stonewall Riots, as police forced out most of the gender conforming gay people and kept in GNC and trans people to be inspected.

They currently either aren't enforceable (due to federal privacy laws superceding them) or simply aren't enforced, but they are still on the books (which means they can become enforable) in some places, though it is currently hard to find a list. New York's law was only repealed in 2021.

I'd like to get into cosplay, but it seems like a hobby that takes a lot of time and money, and I don't exactly have an advantage with my body. I'd get flamed on twitter if I tried to pull off 2B.

I don't think so... My shoulders, my jaw, my nose.... People are gonna be transphobic.

I mean, you can do what I do and cosplay exclusively armored characters

But I don't want to cosplay armored characters, I want to cosplay hot women with swords

I mean. Why let the transphobes stop you? Everyone who has half a braincell will appreciate your cosplay, and they're the people that matter :)

okay wait I'm curious about something

i have a few ideas for what might be the most popular but I wanna see how people vote

if you're cis you don't get a vote also people should reblog this because i want this to get more votes for a bigger sample

I don't get a vote, but trans friends could you skew the vote towards admech for me please?

I'm cis too, so I can't vote, but...

Hello trans friends; I'd like to talk to you about the Infinite Empire and why you should vote for the Nectons.

The greatest species in the galaxy, the Necrontyr ruled stars with kindness. Understanding and fairness. Everyone was happy, knowing their place in the galaxy.

Servitude to the Necron Dynasties has many benefits; consistent lifelong employment and... um, there's cake and... ...

Come on! You know the correct choice is the Necrons :D

Ya but Orks have the power of red go fasta

@mistresskabooms took all the Warhammer trans knowledge in our family

I spared you all the curse of Knowledge.

It's Eldar btw. Just regular Eldar.

Fuck Dark Eldar. All the homies hate Dark Eldar