The Ace Attorney translation is so funny because if it were translated today it would probably just be normal but since it was the 2000s and American brains couldn't comprehend Japan there's randomly an insular village that strictly practices Shinto divination in Southern California
Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
PERCEIVE
Afterwards Apollo had to ensure that he doesnt only want to marry him for tax benefits but also because he loves him and stuff.
Some posters for NaruMitsu con last year in Hangzhou. Had great fun drawing these! And I love those kind of glass balls with snowflakes inside since I was a kid XD what are they called in English?
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Btw I changed the Christmas one into filtered version bc I like this one with a bit orange shade XD
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New/old fic posted (written in 2021)! Phoenix's terrible horrible no good very bad day (aka Turnabout Sisters day 1)
Klavier and Vocaloid fans, what do you think his fav songs would be? Fav Vocaloids? I'm writing a fic, so I'll credit anyone whose suggestions I use in the notes of the chapter mentioning the songs.
godot is my favorite prosecutor because he was a challenge for phoenix not because he was smart and made good arguments, but because he just straight up bullshitted through every case. nothing he said made sense. everything he said made sense. he was ridiculous. he was scary as hell
he said the most nonsense shit ever and the judge was like βuhβ¦β¦ whatβs your rebuttal mr wrightβ and they had to go along because no one wanted to admit they didnβt understand him
LISTEN TO ME GODOT WAS BASELINE SMART TO BE A PROSECUTOR AND THE ONLY REASON EVERYONE WAS LIKE oooo godot is so scary ooo WAS CAUSE NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS ON ABOUT THIS MAN WAS JUST THERE REEKING OF COFFEE LIKE hm. i will cause problems on purpose
godot: you know if they were two astronauts on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what, trite
phoenix:β¦
judge: well mr wright. would it be fucked up
godot could singlehandedly convince judge and jury goldfish crackers were the murder weapon WHEN THEREβS VERY CLEARLY A BLOODY SWORD WITH THE VICTIMβS BLOOD ON IT simply because he said the words big and fast enough and nobody understood past the second word and nobody wants to look stupid so they just go hm yeah seems legit, whatβs your counter phoenix?
heβs never lost a case because heβs never had one before phoenix he is the funniest man ever created
Godot literally bluffed his way through becoming a prosecutor. He has a 100% defeat rate and is now in prison for a completely unrelated thing. I bet heβs an urban legend amongst law students in the prosecutor career path
TWO LINES
klav said two FUCKING lines and started flirting i m m e d i a t e l y what the shit klav
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like iβve seen that screenshot before i just assumed he waited one more fucking minute before saying it? klavier. klav. bae please have you no self control π what a day to be alive
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I made myself a new phone case, and while I was at it I made the design I used for my current one public instead of private. (Shown on iphone SE bc that's what I have)
hello may i present you the silly transmasc dad apollo arc i started on twt
not related to the posts at all but can we pleaseeee stop calling miles edgeworth a twink. he is not.
this is important to me actually. ace attorney people have you been told that you would be a good lawyer because of how good you are at arguing/lying/coming up with excuses etc
Merry christmas to the whole ace attorney fandom, waking up for their annual reign of terror
