My husband: Nuh-uh. No. That’s too cool to be real. That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.

I need this lmfao

i have this disease called either i read eight thousand pages in two days without sleep and food; and forget to fucking breathe or i don’t ready anything, not even traffic signs for six months. it's terminal.

First post in forever, so like. Why not. This is so accurate lmfao

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

@nooowestayandgetcaught

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

Happy pride month

HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,

Loved and were loved, and now we lie,

In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:

To you from failing hands we throw

The torch; be yours to hold it high.

If ye break faith with us who die

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow

In Flanders fields.

- John McCrae

To all who serve and have served their country’s. To all who have lay down their lives to protect and defend the citizens of their respective nations.

We will remember you.

Lest We Forget

Posting dick Hieroglyphs that only show up on mobile: 𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸

stop asking if i’m single, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and fictional characters

This user wants to meet their internet friend

@letmeliveinpeace @withyoutilltheendoftheline @amazingnesspersonified

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

alright i cleaned my glasses surely they will remain unsmudged for at least a few minutes

🎃Trick or Treat!🎃

🍭🍬rb this post to give the person you rbed this from a piece of their favorite candy!🍬🍭

i think we should go trick or treating on tumblr on halloween. going to send asks saying ‘trick or treat’

ok ok fun plan if you’ve liked or reblogged this post you’re on my list on blogs to call on on halloween. trick or treaters are very welcome at mine!

also if you’re planning on doing this, i’d recommend you only do it to blogs who’ve interacted with this post as not to annoy people!

you guys really like this idea- huh! guess i’ll expand? you can do it however you want, but this was my idea in more detail:

treats can be images of candy from your country! or something nice, such as a wholesome or funny meme!! doesn’t have to be high effort! (high effort stuff is of course cool though!)

tricks could be vaguely cursed images (such as the ballpit) or cursed facts- all in good fun! nothing harmful (that’s something i’ll ask everyone to stick to- no actual harmful stuff!)

but oh gosh i’m excited now! this might be a thing!