this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out
Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.
this is still the best addition to this post
throwback to when someone blatantly lied on my own obviously fake walmart application post
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
my full piece for @raindancezine ! wanted to draw my fav gator 🐊✨
You know who has a great voice?
Every trans girl.
every LGBTQA+ person*
Oh silly me, how could I forget about that asexual voice dysphoria, how foolish of me
The 2019 Met Gala || Billy Porter
my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA
so did they
opinion on music?
I absollutely love it :) I know not many people do but I am kinda weird.
You are a sincerely horrible person for hating on Tony Stark, the man who saved the universe and gave his life so billions of worlds and the billions of beings who live on them could survive. RDJ will get his Oscar -- and you will be left in the dust of history, you cretin. Tony has become a messiah-like figure AS HE DESERVES - the man who suffered all this time and yet still had the courage to give the last full measure of humanity. But go off with your secondary comic-relief characters.
Kpop groups as food Pt.1
KANEDA
Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future
Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little Simpsons demon
this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes
*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*
Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to
1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive
2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)
3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background.
Everybody please contribute
4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire
5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat
6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise
