HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM

FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS

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My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”

Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”

My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”

I just realized I was subconsciously trying to recreate this painting

Apollo speak to me

a transformers contiuity where the bots are more or less genre-savvy to the whole "optimus won't be dead for long" thing. like optimus dies and the obligatory human companions are heartbroken but literally every one of the autobots is just like "eh we only need to worry if he's not back by next tuesday"

also optimus getting like fucking stabbed or something and just being like. sighs. and then fuckin dies with a faintly irritated expression

instead of a dramatic monologue before death its just everyone being like "god damn it not again" and optimus being like "arcee is in charge till i get back, don't throw any wild parties and remember to change the trash" and when he gets back in 5-10 business days hes gonna find literally noone changed the trash that entire time

either that or every single time it happens he makes his monologue even more ridiculously melodramatic and florid and the humans are absolutely distraught but the bots are just trying to hold in their fucking laughter

Rockin and a rollin. 

this has so many chaotic energies to it

play this @ my funeral

everything from the wurlitzer to the spinning double horn speaker to the over alls to the cow skull which he is using to crash the cymbals suggests that this is some sort of demi-god

there are bells on his elbows for crying out loud, and is that an 8 track recorder???  help

is this @revscarecrow

who is she?

Marie Kondo

This shipping container does NOT spark joy

C-C-C-

KONDO BREAKER

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

more Hilda!

I freaking love Hilda, there’s needs to be more art like this.

I will never not reblog Hilda

People were saying I should make some Magic Items. This was one of my first posts here. Cleaned them up a bit. Hopefully they’re to your liking. 

Made some big changes to the void blade over on twitter. Once all three are fixed up ill put them here too. Twitter 

This is an email I got from my dad . My dad isnt very 'tech savvy' , he has a flip phone and cannot text but he sat there and worked out how to use coloured letters on his email to show me hes proud of me , hes also colourblind . 💕

♥ Commission for @vampdcon

“I love you.” “I love you too.”

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

starscream being canonically shorter than his trinemates but like 10 tons heavier is so funny like what could you possibly be hiding in that shitty little body that makes you so heavy

Anger.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

Anyways here’s a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.

imagine getting beat by the diamond russian squat boys and they say ‘drag his ass to the hole’