which is definitely not an omen

This is where Brexit Britain has gotten us. Can't even have a proper apocalypse now.

aw fuck we cant even afford to pay the nephilim-

fuck

tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

Bath time is a once in a while necessity in war times.

Full version can be found here:

Will be added to my PillowFort at a later date.

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Ask me horrible questions!

I’m home from work sick and these look fun 🖤

Even after millennium of losing his arm, War occasionally suffers some terrible phantom pain. Especially when overusing his arm. But he pushes past it and keeps that pain as a reminder of his hard learned lesson to keep his rage in check.

But sometimes in the privacy of solitude, War removes the prosthetic limb to ease the discomfort. He takes these brief moments to run his fingers over the scarred flesh and feel the muscles and bone that have scarred over with time. He takes the stump of an arm into his remaining hand and gently massages the pain away, the only thing he can provide himself as respite from the inescapable burden.

But he knows that by tomorrow, that incessant ache will return to haunt him.

War sometimes forgetting that he lacks a lot of his arm when he takes the prosthetic off.

He’s itchy on the left side of his head? He instinctively reaches with his left arm, only to remember that it isn’t there when he tries to scratch, only to realize he’s waving his arm in the air.

Something falls to the ground? He’s racing to catch it only for it to clatter to the ground since he doesn’t have the hands to scoop up the falling object.

Cuddling with you in sleep is harder as his arm cant completely envelop you, instead settling for an awkward half hug. But if you sleep using his left arm as a pillow, at least he won’t get pins and needles when he awakes.

Pov: Y/N and Strife are texting.

Strife: I have suprise for you!

Y/N: What suprise?

Strife: Look out of window!

Y/N: There is nothing there.

Strife: Shit, wrong house!

Guys, I need to talk about the SIZE DIFFERENCE. Obviously we all know that the Horsemen are big boys and girls. But That is an adult male, probably 5 foot 9 or 10 inches and War could definingly lift him with just one hand. I just love the idea of humans being so easily manhandled by the Horsemen, kinda like a cat to the Four.

I know the photo isn't a perfect comparison but the cop just kept running away from me or shooting at me.

Samael on the throne

SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED A BIG TALL GUY WHO GOES “!!! 😳” WHEN YOU FLIRT WITH HIM OKAY. SORRY FOR HAVING GOOD TASTE!!!!!!

The Four Horsemen

Submission for Darksiders Week day 4!

The Apocalypse can be cozy sometimes, as long as you have a nice shelter, good food and a warm fire to sit next to.

Tursas and Grace vibing after a long and tiring day in their makeshift shelter. Cooking sausages on the open fire :)

Grace belongs to @sketchyfandomgirl aka @askthedarksidersfam

ITS THEEEEEEEEM‼️‼️

Darksiders Week 2023 - December 5th to 12th

Better late than never, right?

Darksiders Week is happening again this year! Join us in celebrating the Darksiders franchise as a whole and Darksiders Genesis (the 5th is its anniverysary!) from December 5th to December 12th!

For the rules around this little celebration, see the FAQ on this blog.

The theme schedule for this year's Darksiders week is as follows (note that you do NOT have to produce content for each day--you can do as many or as few as you like):

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Day 1: Celebrating Genesis – It’s the anniversary of Darksiders Genesis, so how about a creative glimpse into your favorite moment/feature from this game?

Day 2: The Horsemen – And their horses of course. This is the day for showing your love for the main cast.

Day 3: The supporting cast – From lands near and far. Be they demons, angels, makers or others, this is their day to shine.

Day 4: Original characters – This is the day for posting all your human survivors, your nephilim renegades and whomever else you may have cooking up in your beautiful minds!

Day 5: Before the end– Which end am I referring to? The slaughter of the nephilim? The corruption in the Forgelands? The apocalypse? That’s up to you! Just make sure to wrench out your audience’s hearts. :)

Day 6: After the beginning– You didn’t think we’d have hurt without comfort, would you? The Darksiders universe is a dark and terrible place—time to let the cast have a breather and look towards a more hopeful future.

Day 7: Wildcard – No thematic restrictions for this day—just show us your love for the Darksiders universe. Your perfectly safe-for-work love that is—no nsfw commissions please. ;)

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We look forward to seeing you there!