More luck! Bring it on!

Send 😶 + a really uncomfortable question and my muse has to answer it

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

I asked it to generate “one bone” and it generated “ribs”

Site built by a loophole-loving fae

"distal phalanges"

Not a bad trade, frankly.

How Intimidating Am I?

"W-well...that's...progress?" She offers, apologetically.

"H-here, I can get you some ice, Mister Vitor. You just rest there." Noelle says, scurrying off to the chill box for him.

He pokes the bump on his head while securing the charm to a makeshift bracelet using a shoelace to keep the pain from throbbing too much.

"You'd think I'd have kept the hard hat on..."

"Understood. Make sure you observe every detail!"

He holds onto the charm tightly, looks at the spoonful, and nods. He takes several quick bites, and starts making a face, before tilting his head back and letting out a note that might be comparable to an aria.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-♫" He coughs a few times, clearing his throat.

"Well, it didn't hurt, so partial success. I think it translated the pain sensation from an 'aaaah' to the 'aaaaaaa'...?"

Noelle takes out a notebook and begins writing notes.

Her pen slips off the page at the...unconventional nature of the sound he emitted.

"W-well...it's a step in the right direction?" She says, grinning a little, an embarrassed blush on her face.

"Indeed, believe me, I've seen much worse failures at first attempts at enchantments. Much worse results as well. Make note of what you did with that one, it might make a good novelty item."

He takes a sip of water, gargles, then clears his throat again before giving a thumbs up for the next test.

"Alright...." She hands him another. "This one is for headaches."

"So...hold it tightly and try to think calm thoughts..."

The short mage gulps and raises her staff, nervously.

"Thinking calm thoughts thinking-"

He immediately becomes still as a statue, his breathing even and measured. He gives the lightest of nods as his grip tightens on the charm.

She closes her eyes and brings her staff down on his head.

"Vitor! Are you okay?" She says before she has the courage to open her eyes again.

Noelle opens her eyes a peek.

He opens an eye, looking around. He moves his fingers and toes.

"Hm, seems alright-" He releases the tight grip on the charm.

"OW. Oh goodness that was a solid hit-" He grips the charm again, the pain relents.

"Well, prevents the headache, but does not stop the actual contusion. I'm going to get some ice."

"Understood. Make sure you observe every detail!"

He holds onto the charm tightly, looks at the spoonful, and nods. He takes several quick bites, and starts making a face, before tilting his head back and letting out a note that might be comparable to an aria.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-♫" He coughs a few times, clearing his throat.

"Well, it didn't hurt, so partial success. I think it translated the pain sensation from an 'aaaah' to the 'aaaaaaa'...?"

Noelle takes out a notebook and begins writing notes.

Her pen slips off the page at the...unconventional nature of the sound he emitted.

"W-well...it's a step in the right direction?" She says, grinning a little, an embarrassed blush on her face.

"Indeed, believe me, I've seen much worse failures at first attempts at enchantments. Much worse results as well. Make note of what you did with that one, it might make a good novelty item."

He takes a sip of water, gargles, then clears his throat again before giving a thumbs up for the next test.

"Alright...." She hands him another. "This one is for headaches."

"So...hold it tightly and try to think calm thoughts..."

The short mage gulps and raises her staff, nervously.

"Thinking calm thoughts thinking-"

He immediately becomes still as a statue, his breathing even and measured. He gives the lightest of nods as his grip tightens on the charm.

"Understood. Make sure you observe every detail!"

He holds onto the charm tightly, looks at the spoonful, and nods. He takes several quick bites, and starts making a face, before tilting his head back and letting out a note that might be comparable to an aria.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-♫" He coughs a few times, clearing his throat.

"Well, it didn't hurt, so partial success. I think it translated the pain sensation from an 'aaaah' to the 'aaaaaaa'...?"

Noelle takes out a notebook and begins writing notes.

Her pen slips off the page at the...unconventional nature of the sound he emitted.

"W-well...it's a step in the right direction?" She says, grinning a little, an embarrassed blush on her face.

"Indeed, believe me, I've seen much worse failures at first attempts at enchantments. Much worse results as well. Make note of what you did with that one, it might make a good novelty item."

He takes a sip of water, gargles, then clears his throat again before giving a thumbs up for the next test.

"Understood. Make sure you observe every detail!"

He holds onto the charm tightly, looks at the spoonful, and nods. He takes several quick bites, and starts making a face, before tilting his head back and letting out a note that might be comparable to an aria.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-♫" He coughs a few times, clearing his throat.

"Well, it didn't hurt, so partial success. I think it translated the pain sensation from an 'aaaah' to the 'aaaaaaa'...?"

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!

The person who reblogged this from me needs a hug. Reblog to hug the previous person. 💕

[ i hate doin' these posts especially when i'm not around as much but i'm asking on all fronts so i can try and get this handled

i had some unexpected costs eat through my grocery budget very quickly this morning and i need to make it to wednesday

i am offering some writing commissions to folks and posting my paypal link in case anyone wants to just donate

paypal.me/coxendine

if there's something you want written for your tabletop game, something for your page, a ship fic, etc. just shoot me a message and let's discuss it

i'm aiming to raise $75 to $150 as quickly as possible

thanks for reading, apologies for putting this on your dash ]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Sure why not.

I made $100 the day after I reblogged one of these damn posts after being broke for awhile. I believe in miracles and the money snake now okay!!

@kazoohira-miller

she sit on a monie