stuck in the turbolift, what's there to do

Lunchtime at Planet Express

Sneaky kisses

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super cute commission i did for @cyborgsgrl

thank you again for commissioning me!

Cannot get over how cute it is!! I really appreciate it, Mack!!

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

Fry deserves to be loved and spoiled by his robot boyfriend and cyclops girlfriend 🥰🥰🥰

my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

Lazy boy 

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Woman murders man in broad daylight

Think she also pulled, tbh.

The Beast that Bothers

Disciplined

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

Graffiti left on the tomb of Ramses V in Egypt by ancient greek tourists (when the tomb was only a few hundred years old). "I visited and did not like anything but the sarcophagus" and "I cannot read the hieroglyphs."

Cool article about it if you're interested.

The long, proud human history of replying to tweets and making them all about you

“I cannot understand the hieroglyphics”

“skill issue”