Crown of Space

i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long

My phone doesn't lock for some reason sometimes, and today when we popped into the grocery store, I saw something that I thought would be fun to post on tumblr with no context and took my phone out to take a picture. Pulling my phone out I discovered that I was a part of a five person video call in my friends' group chat. I immediately noped out of the conversation, which prompted protests from my friends, telling me to get my ass back into the call, they saw a glimpse of a grocery store floor and want to hear how I'm doing and see what I'm up to. What am I buying.

I explained them that I hadn't meant to join the call, my phone had unlocked itself in my pocket. They were like "yeah we know", and clarified that I hadn't accidentally joined their group call, I had accidentally called them. And four of them had just joined in on the call. This gang of feral goblins that I call my friends noticed I had called them by accident and agreed to just eavesdrop me from my pocket for shits and giggles.

i like hunchfucks but im seeing so much content thats like theyre in a stable marriage and adopt conrad. respectfully. absolutely not have you met them. daniel fucks is as much of a disaster homme fatale as imelda is a disaster femme fatale.

the true reality of hunchfucks is that they should commit crimes on the scale of the blues brothers (1980) and have increasingly homoerotic interactions and only kiss as a convoluted plan to get out of situations where they might be killed. they can never confess any feelings because they'll both insist that they were doing it for a bit. there is no way anything tangible is coming out of this. it destroys the sanctity of their identities as funnymen.

and forget taking care of a child. hunch would eat cigarettes in brandy like cereal, and fucks would walk by and join him.

i'm sure someone has done this already but

Like our fleeting youth, summer is almost over.

THANK YOU dead lady

wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?

"Hozier coud sing the terms and conditions policy and he'd still be my favorite"

BARBIE 2023, dir. Greta Gerwig

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

I think this is something young people in particular are confused about. My dad has always had a slightly off color sense of humor, he always feels the need to privately ask me “boy turned girl or girl turned boy?” if I mention a friend and stress said friend’s pronouns, and yet when we had repair work done in the house and the worker was listening to a podcast discussing the evils of transgender people and how to cleanse society, he went out of his way to contact the owner of the business to discuss his disappointment with that worker’s conduct and stress the negative effect that could have had if there had been trans kids in our home.

Our allies will never be perfect. They will never use the perfect language or have the perfect politics. But we have to appreciate those allies and meet them where they are, especially if they are willing to learn.

When marriage equality was up for debate, I remember the regulars in the pub going “Fuck it, why not, let the poofs be miserable too if they want to!”

Somehow that sentence includes both a slur and a hetero “marriage is misery” joke, and is still more supportive and welcoming than the well-spoken people who wanted to have “a civilised debate”. 

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone

You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman

we silently hi-five without making eye contact and keep it moving

no wait gay sex

ISSA RAE as President Barbie Barbie (2023), dir. Greta Gerwig

I'm at the Boston Massacre site

I'm at the SweetGreen

I'm at the combination Boston Massacre site and SweetGreen

#just down the street from the 300-year-old Chipotle#boston

oldest commercial building in Boston! built in 1718, and once the offices of a famous publisher who worked with the likes of Hawthorne, Alcott, and Emerson

now a Chipotle

gay porn is so cool. i think it's really neat that there are always boys putting their penises inside of each other. world peace

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

OP has described me with alarming accuracy and also watching TV is an exercise in horror and frustration now.

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i miss the old tumblr days when you annoyed someone even slightly and they went on a multi paragraph rant. one that started with "you know what? no. fuck this. fuck you." and contained insults like "moldy sock" and threats like "i'll steal your kneecaps". all while maintaining the attitude of a YA novel protagonist facing capital punishment rallying troops against a dictatorship.

That’s too funny, you’re not allowed to leave it in the tags.

prev, this is fucking funny

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

i should superimpose this over reblog graphs on tumblr