I could go for pizza right now

BANNED for posting hole on main

The DCEU is so funny to me, because you would have to be eating paste and huffing tar to fumble a franchise with the popularity and weight of DC Comics, but the executives at Warner Bros gave the reins of the franchise to Zack "God's Strongest Accidental Fascist" Snyder and let him just slowly wedge the franchise into a complete standstill like Austin Powers on that luggage cart

Christopher Nolan made a Batman movie so good that it snagged nine Oscar nominations and won two. All DC had to do was restructure some scripts from Justice League Unlimited, and they'd keep the ball rolling forever. But no, every day Warner Brothers and Zack Snyder clocked into work at the Fumbling the Bag Factory and aimed to be employee of the month, and now The Flash movie is slated to make less than ANY of the movies featuring Quicksilver, who is literally The Flash but in Blue. And to this day the only thing I know about The Flash is that Ezra Miller puts a baby in the microwave.

Inspired by my own outfit ! Lil cow man

can you stop talking about your holes?

i was drawing something serious for this beautiful movie and then i immediately was struck with inspiration for something stupid.

My beautiful baby daughter, %appdata% Roaming .minecraft

why are drugs even illegal anymore. who cares

Happy Piccolo Day!!

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

it’s his birthday everybody say happy birthday or else

Not sure I like the direction video game movies are heading rn...

https://twitter.com/Shrub8998/status/1650958892954968064

Advertising is good now

is this about the snake venom

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I'm making up lies for shock value

Thank you for your service

not to flex or anything but my mom says i'm getting so good at using the potty 💪🏻 #hustle #work #mondaymotivation

*Evan, playing Breath of the Wild* “Can you get a girlfriend in this movie?”

Evan, in reference to a green car: "That grass back there looks like...green"

“Don’t kill my baby,” he said with a grin.