Say You'll Never Leave

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

I have never laughed so hard in my fucking life.

i cant breath

i’m overdue for a tattoo

I bet Rogue One is Trumps worst nightmare because it’s a white Woman, Mexican Man, British-Pakistani Muslim man, two older Chinese men, and a reprogrammed droid fighting a bunch of middle aged white men.

Gay🇨🇳irl

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

Harrison Ford spoke literally all the time about how much he fucking hated Star Wars and how he hated being Han Solo and hated his fans and hated the entire nerd scene, but ya’ll still drooled all over him regardless and made him a nerd icon and thought it was “hilarious!!” when he talked about how much he couldn’t stand talking about Star Wars. Meanwhile John Boyega says he doesn’t really like how his character was treated by the writers and feels really iffy about how the series left him off (which is JUSTIFIED) and ya’ll crawl out of the wood work to say that’s bad manners and he needs to be more civil and imply that he doesn’t deserve his massive career because of his attitude….the racism…is blatant…

that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each other like if i wanted to see that id just wander thru the walmart parking lot like everybody else thanks

December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

We love to see it. 

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

ur right and u should say it

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

I JUST REALIZED THE SCRUNCHIE AND IM SCREAMING

WHAT IS IT DOING THERE

TAYLOR WE NEED ANSWERS

WHY IS THIS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

WHO IS TRYING TO TURN BENJI INTO A VSCO GIRL THIS ISN’T ALLOWED

why is ur cat a trendy teenage girl @taylorswift

WHO DID THIS HAHAHAH

He got that young fresh kitten glow and his scrunchie matches his eyes WHATS NOT TO LOVE sksksksksk and I oop