Watch: George Takei has a vital message for those misusing and misremembering Japanese internment.

My anaconda will consider it

Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:

Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.

but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:

wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before

SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER

I want to throw something important dramatically into a body of water

When you see your friend..

on the opposite team

@oliviawildescheekbones and i have been roleplaying meme jeopardy in the group chat and everyone else has gone completely silent 

this girl has been on quite the journey…

Tips from orion

If you wake up one morning and you can’t move anything but your eyes DONT OPEN UR EYES

more info!;

- its called sleep paralysis 

- you will not be able to move or talk

- you will feel like there’s someone in the room with you

- you may hallucinate

- it is HORRIBLE

wiggle your tongue, it wakes you up. i get them a lot so yea

THHHAAAANNNKKKK YOUUUU

it is also said that wiggling your toes and moving your fingers can help regain your full mobility faster

also, when OP says “don’t open your eyes” it is serious, let me explain:

while asleep, your breathing is very different than while you’re awake, you are consuming way less energy, so you breathe less.

in sleep paralisys, the part of your brain that controls your conciousness and your senses will be awake, but the part that controls your body and lets you move will not.

with this decreased breathing rate, your concious part of the brain will believe you are having difficulty breathing because something is preventing you from, which can lead to a hallucination, which will probably show something you are very afraid of sitting on your chest or strangling you.

if this ever happens to you, wiggle your tongue, your toes, and your fingers, this will help you wake up, but even if it is the middle of the night you should not try an go back to sleep, because it could happen again.

to prevent them you can try sleepinng on your side and preventing having your arms above your head while falling asleep.

sleep paralisys is very scary, please stay safe, and when it all pases remember that it is not real, and that you’re ok.

please listen to dj mastercards new album

the most perfect and gentle of birb

This made me release uncontrollable giggles of joy

Please make a Totoro movie where he is the star

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

“i mean he’s never seen a human before, so how was he to know you weren’t some neat light fixture?”

@deceptikim

Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Blue pill: tastes like raspberry 

skeletons

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

Why was with so seducing…

SANS

@haha-who-cares