my favourite quote from his interview

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

ramadan mubarak to my fellow muslim friends 🌙🫶🏽

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

i ❤️ writing lists i ❤️ adding to lists i ❤️ categorizing things into lists

so when dele didn’t turn up to training, instead of being concerned about this and communicating with club staff about his whereabouts and welfare, the besiktas manager decided to whinge about him in a press conference??? rather than y’know actually finding out where he was and if he was okay??? and by doing this it’s forced dele to reveal that he was attending a medical appointment, which had been pre-agreed by the club, and that the manager would’ve known about if he actually bothered to ask. this same manager has also publicly said that he has no plans to ever play dele again. bloody hell just let him go home. god I hope he has at least one person looking out for him

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

Aren’t you envious that for you it’s not?

all the twitter virgins are laughing about this but is this not concerning??? he had to have a welfare check when he was at spurs and now he’s gone awol????

Why’s Besiktas putting out press saying Dele is “banished” and making out he’s taking time out for extended periods of time and stuff?? Get him out of there that is a severe breach of player welfare and workplace rights im being dead ass

why glen powell is so boyfriend material….

i can’t live my life normally knowing he’s living somewhere looking LIKE THAT.

hello

apparently some spurs players have been in contact with poch to convince him to come back for the rest of the season

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT BRING HIM BACK