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“  i never asked for this/that.  ”  “  i said no.  ” “  she/he was the only one who ever understood.  ” “  help me understand.  ” “  if that’s what you want…  ” “  this is about me, for once.  ” “  maybe if you listened instead of running your mouth, you’d know what i was talking about.  ” “  it was a joke.  ” “  let me see that.  ” “  i don’t have a plan, but we’ll figure it out.  ” “  i like to watch the stars. it reminds me how small we all are.  ” “  i didn’t realize you were in so much pain.  ” “  i only wanted to help.  ” “  what are you smiling at?  ” “  why are you looking at me like that?  ” “  i know i have a right to be angry, but i don’t want to be.  ” “  i’m not sure what i’m supposed to feel.  ” “  don’t make me say it.  ” “  that doesn’t sound quite right, but okay.  ” “  i would never lie to you.  ” “  you wouldn’t get it.  ” “  just, let me have this, ok?  ” “  i need you.  ” “  just go.  ” “  how did this happen?  ” “  is this what you wanted?  ” “  love never really goes away, it just changes sometimes.  ”  “  stop trying to figure everything out. just focus on now.  ” “  you were all i wanted.  ” “  now that i’m on the other side of it, i guess i see now how little it mattered  ”

TobiIzu

Madara Uchiha: Mangekyou Sharingan + Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, art by Huamei (华妹), reposted with permission. Part of a series (more to follow). Artist now has a Tumblr: @huameidevil

“the five mountains of northern shinshu”

or alternatively 

“madara and his four brothers (had they lived)”

from left to right, oldest to youngest

I didn’t really have an idea in mind when I started, but I imagine he’s giving Madara one last look before he donates his eyes.. I hope you like it! ///

Thank you @tsasukey for the ask! ♥ :3

Also: I don’t mind requests! I just don’t know what the turnaround time will be, lol;; Feel free to shoot me asks and I’ll see what I can do :3c

    They say there is a fine line between love and hate.

    Tobirama would disagree if you had asked a few years ago, maybe even months. Any point in time up until something in him broke and he and Izuna went from wrestling on the training grounds to kissing in a matter of seconds.

    Now, Tobirama is usually a rational man. Logical. But all of that was lost in a matter of minutes and  from then on, things went downhill. And yet, their strange arrangement (which he is afraid to call a relationship) makes him…happy. Or content. It is still a  strange concept to him in the times of peace, ending up trailing after an Uchiha like a lost puppy.

    It is unusual, alright. He is not one for public displays of affection so hiding their relationship was easy. Sure, sometimes he wanted to reach over and bury his face in Izuna’s neck or wipe the blood and sweat from his face but he has always managed to restrain himself.

    There is no way in hell that Tobirama would have ever considered this love. At least he doesn’t think so. He’s not one for much of affection or showing the way he feels - that is Izuna’s specialty. And yet he finds himself anticipating the moments when Izuna breaks into his office after work.

    “You are early today. Has your brother started another shouting match with mine?”

diedbeforeturning25

Tobirama respectfully looks away while Izuna changes, waiting for the tell-tale go ahead which comes in the form of Izuna pulling him away. He immediately turns, keeping his hand in Izuna’s while simultaneously making sure that the Uchiha isn’t about to keel over at every corner.

Kami forbid if he accidentally opens his stitches.

“Careful, Izuna. I just took you out of the hospital - technically illegally - and I don’t want to have to return you there just yet.” Nevertheless, Tobirama leads Izuna out of the hospital, allowing his partner to take the lead and pull him wherever he wants to go. As long as it sensible and within boundaries. 

“You really worry too much, yet some call ypu heartless. I must say, I’m more than grateful having you as a boyfriend” The Uchiha smiled, as he lead Tobirama along, Walking her and there.

“Hey, mind if i take you somewhere? It isn’t known by many, but I always used to go there as a child” He knew shouldn’t take Tobirama to a place Madara showed him only, but he was his lover, it was okay, wasn’t it?

“It isn’t that far from here”

Tobirama scoffs at the first part, though maybe, just maybe, the slightest dusting of pink adorns his cheeks. Hs rather shakes his head to get rid of it, turning back to Izuna.

“Okay. Lead the way, then,” he consents, hoping that Izuna isn’t lying to him. He’s fully aware that Izuna is a shinobi but after having him nearly die in his arms, it is natural that Tobirama is a little cautious.

Pulling his lover’s hand he drags him along the way, going over some hills and passing alot of places. Only for them to stop at an abandoned place.

Going inside the abandoned cabin, he opens it’s back door, gesturing for Tobirama to follow along. He bent down, sliding down the slanted ground. Until he hit the end. He looked back to check on the other before walking a few steps ahead and stopping.

“Woah, it’s way more beautiful than i remember” infront of him were trees full of cherry blossoms, grass filled with flowers, with different colors. A waterfall completing the view. “ Guess Madara still took care of it after all”

Tobirama is trying really hard no to have a premature aneurysm whenever Izuna does something remotely silly on the way. Again, he’s aware that Izuna is a shinobi but that doesn’t help the situation at all.

He follows anyway.

The little oasis hidden behind the cabin surprises him, welcoming him with bright colours and the sweet scent of flowers. Tobirama stands still for a while, simply looking around and taking it all in.

“Has he? I wouldn’t say that he would be into…this.”

It’s beautiful nevertheless.

“He isn’t one to display how he really is. He’s way softer when you’re closer to him. Not to mention extremely cute sometimes” He giggled a bt at the last sentence.

He sat down, dropping the rest of his body back, as he laid on the grass. “It’s been so long since i came here. I seriously missed it”

Turning his head to the side, he looked at Tobirama, “I don’t think I’ve ever told you how much i truly love, I seriously love you tobi, you’re he best”

“I wouldn’t know,” Tobirama counters, soon joining Izuna on the grass just as he gets hit by Izuna’s heartfelt words. He cannot say that he doesn’t know those things but hearing them like this makes his pulse flutter.

“I hardly am, but I love you too, Izuna. With all my heart,” carefully, Tobirama leans down down over him, lips ghosting over Izuna’s as he waits for permission.

“You may kiss me, my beautiful white haired prince” Izuna said, in the most dramatic way. Allowing his lover to kiss him, kissing back gently.

Pulling away a bit after, as he locked his eyes with Tobirama’s, Smiling a bit. “Could we go check out the uchiha compound. I need to know if they are all calm”

Tobirama snorts into the kiss, pulling away when Izuna does to simply rest his forehead against Izuna’s. He was a moment - a quiet peaceful one, where he doesn’t have to worry about a thing.

“Soon. Why don’t we stay here for a little while?” It is a suggestion more than anything, and Tobirama soon emphasises his desire by folding himself next to Izuna instead of hovering over him.

“Aww, could it be the Great tobirama is missing my love” The Uchiha Said, teasingly. “You may be even more softer than Madara”

He extended his arms outwards, grabing His lover’s hands, pulling Tobirama into a hug. As he rested his head on his chest. “I’ll give you all the love you need. But promise to take me to the compound”

Tobirama rolls his eyes at Izuna’s mockery, moving down to return the hug fully, carefully wrapping his own arms around Izuna’s waist. He can feel the slight rose of the bandages beneath, thumbing at their edge.

“I will, I will,” he confirms the promise, pressing his forehead against Izuna’s once more, “but you promise me to be careful.”

“Then you’ll take me right now to the compound if I promise to be cateful?” He asked, attempting to look as cute as possible. He knew somewhere deep inside, that his cuteness will probably have an effect on Tobirama.

“Please Tobi? I promise, I’ll be way more carefule!”

“I am sure that you will,” Tobirama shakes his head fondly, moving to rest on his side. He’s aware of Izuna’s doings but he doesn’t let them affect him more than they have already. The man will have to try harder than that.

“I’ll eventually take you there. Not yet. I don’t want to face your brother quite so soon.”

“Come on! Pretty please? You don't have to worry about Madara being around me! Besides seeing me in this state will make him want to be careful around me. So he probably won't fight with you!”

He got up, walking circles around tobirama. “pleeeeaaaaseee?”

    They say there is a fine line between love and hate.

    Tobirama would disagree if you had asked a few years ago, maybe even months. Any point in time up until something in him broke and he and Izuna went from wrestling on the training grounds to kissing in a matter of seconds.

    Now, Tobirama is usually a rational man. Logical. But all of that was lost in a matter of minutes and  from then on, things went downhill. And yet, their strange arrangement (which he is afraid to call a relationship) makes him…happy. Or content. It is still a  strange concept to him in the times of peace, ending up trailing after an Uchiha like a lost puppy.

    It is unusual, alright. He is not one for public displays of affection so hiding their relationship was easy. Sure, sometimes he wanted to reach over and bury his face in Izuna’s neck or wipe the blood and sweat from his face but he has always managed to restrain himself.

    There is no way in hell that Tobirama would have ever considered this love. At least he doesn’t think so. He’s not one for much of affection or showing the way he feels - that is Izuna’s specialty. And yet he finds himself anticipating the moments when Izuna breaks into his office after work.

    “You are early today. Has your brother started another shouting match with mine?”

diedbeforeturning25

Tobirama respectfully looks away while Izuna changes, waiting for the tell-tale go ahead which comes in the form of Izuna pulling him away. He immediately turns, keeping his hand in Izuna’s while simultaneously making sure that the Uchiha isn’t about to keel over at every corner.

Kami forbid if he accidentally opens his stitches.

“Careful, Izuna. I just took you out of the hospital - technically illegally - and I don’t want to have to return you there just yet.” Nevertheless, Tobirama leads Izuna out of the hospital, allowing his partner to take the lead and pull him wherever he wants to go. As long as it sensible and within boundaries. 

“You really worry too much, yet some call ypu heartless. I must say, I’m more than grateful having you as a boyfriend” The Uchiha smiled, as he lead Tobirama along, Walking her and there.

“Hey, mind if i take you somewhere? It isn’t known by many, but I always used to go there as a child” He knew shouldn’t take Tobirama to a place Madara showed him only, but he was his lover, it was okay, wasn’t it?

“It isn’t that far from here”

Tobirama scoffs at the first part, though maybe, just maybe, the slightest dusting of pink adorns his cheeks. Hs rather shakes his head to get rid of it, turning back to Izuna.

“Okay. Lead the way, then,” he consents, hoping that Izuna isn’t lying to him. He’s fully aware that Izuna is a shinobi but after having him nearly die in his arms, it is natural that Tobirama is a little cautious.

Pulling his lover’s hand he drags him along the way, going over some hills and passing alot of places. Only for them to stop at an abandoned place.

Going inside the abandoned cabin, he opens it’s back door, gesturing for Tobirama to follow along. He bent down, sliding down the slanted ground. Until he hit the end. He looked back to check on the other before walking a few steps ahead and stopping.

“Woah, it’s way more beautiful than i remember” infront of him were trees full of cherry blossoms, grass filled with flowers, with different colors. A waterfall completing the view. “ Guess Madara still took care of it after all”

Tobirama is trying really hard no to have a premature aneurysm whenever Izuna does something remotely silly on the way. Again, he’s aware that Izuna is a shinobi but that doesn’t help the situation at all.

He follows anyway.

The little oasis hidden behind the cabin surprises him, welcoming him with bright colours and the sweet scent of flowers. Tobirama stands still for a while, simply looking around and taking it all in.

“Has he? I wouldn’t say that he would be into…this.”

It’s beautiful nevertheless.

“He isn’t one to display how he really is. He’s way softer when you’re closer to him. Not to mention extremely cute sometimes” He giggled a bt at the last sentence.

He sat down, dropping the rest of his body back, as he laid on the grass. “It’s been so long since i came here. I seriously missed it”

Turning his head to the side, he looked at Tobirama, “I don’t think I’ve ever told you how much i truly love, I seriously love you tobi, you’re he best”

“I wouldn’t know,” Tobirama counters, soon joining Izuna on the grass just as he gets hit by Izuna’s heartfelt words. He cannot say that he doesn’t know those things but hearing them like this makes his pulse flutter.

“I hardly am, but I love you too, Izuna. With all my heart,” carefully, Tobirama leans down down over him, lips ghosting over Izuna’s as he waits for permission.

“You may kiss me, my beautiful white haired prince” Izuna said, in the most dramatic way. Allowing his lover to kiss him, kissing back gently.

Pulling away a bit after, as he locked his eyes with Tobirama’s, Smiling a bit. “Could we go check out the uchiha compound. I need to know if they are all calm”

Tobirama snorts into the kiss, pulling away when Izuna does to simply rest his forehead against Izuna’s. He was a moment - a quiet peaceful one, where he doesn’t have to worry about a thing.

“Soon. Why don’t we stay here for a little while?” It is a suggestion more than anything, and Tobirama soon emphasises his desire by folding himself next to Izuna instead of hovering over him.

“Aww, could it be the Great tobirama is missing my love” The Uchiha Said, teasingly. “You may be even more softer than Madara”

He extended his arms outwards, grabing His lover’s hands, pulling Tobirama into a hug. As he rested his head on his chest. “I’ll give you all the love you need. But promise to take me to the compound”

Tobirama rolls his eyes at Izuna’s mockery, moving down to return the hug fully, carefully wrapping his own arms around Izuna’s waist. He can feel the slight rose of the bandages beneath, thumbing at their edge.

“I will, I will,” he confirms the promise, pressing his forehead against Izuna’s once more, “but you promise me to be careful.”

"Then you'll take me right now to the compound if I promise to be cateful?" He asked, attempting to look as cute as possible. He knew somewhere deep inside, that his cuteness will probably have an effect on Tobirama.

"Please Tobi? I promise, I'll be way more carefule!"

    They say there is a fine line between love and hate.

    Tobirama would disagree if you had asked a few years ago, maybe even months. Any point in time up until something in him broke and he and Izuna went from wrestling on the training grounds to kissing in a matter of seconds.

    Now, Tobirama is usually a rational man. Logical. But all of that was lost in a matter of minutes and  from then on, things went downhill. And yet, their strange arrangement (which he is afraid to call a relationship) makes him…happy. Or content. It is still a  strange concept to him in the times of peace, ending up trailing after an Uchiha like a lost puppy.

    It is unusual, alright. He is not one for public displays of affection so hiding their relationship was easy. Sure, sometimes he wanted to reach over and bury his face in Izuna’s neck or wipe the blood and sweat from his face but he has always managed to restrain himself.

    There is no way in hell that Tobirama would have ever considered this love. At least he doesn’t think so. He’s not one for much of affection or showing the way he feels - that is Izuna’s specialty. And yet he finds himself anticipating the moments when Izuna breaks into his office after work.

    “You are early today. Has your brother started another shouting match with mine?”

diedbeforeturning25

Tobirama respectfully looks away while Izuna changes, waiting for the tell-tale go ahead which comes in the form of Izuna pulling him away. He immediately turns, keeping his hand in Izuna’s while simultaneously making sure that the Uchiha isn’t about to keel over at every corner.

Kami forbid if he accidentally opens his stitches.

“Careful, Izuna. I just took you out of the hospital - technically illegally - and I don’t want to have to return you there just yet.” Nevertheless, Tobirama leads Izuna out of the hospital, allowing his partner to take the lead and pull him wherever he wants to go. As long as it sensible and within boundaries. 

“You really worry too much, yet some call ypu heartless. I must say, I’m more than grateful having you as a boyfriend” The Uchiha smiled, as he lead Tobirama along, Walking her and there.

“Hey, mind if i take you somewhere? It isn’t known by many, but I always used to go there as a child” He knew shouldn’t take Tobirama to a place Madara showed him only, but he was his lover, it was okay, wasn’t it?

“It isn’t that far from here”

Tobirama scoffs at the first part, though maybe, just maybe, the slightest dusting of pink adorns his cheeks. Hs rather shakes his head to get rid of it, turning back to Izuna.

“Okay. Lead the way, then,” he consents, hoping that Izuna isn’t lying to him. He’s fully aware that Izuna is a shinobi but after having him nearly die in his arms, it is natural that Tobirama is a little cautious.

Pulling his lover’s hand he drags him along the way, going over some hills and passing alot of places. Only for them to stop at an abandoned place.

Going inside the abandoned cabin, he opens it’s back door, gesturing for Tobirama to follow along. He bent down, sliding down the slanted ground. Until he hit the end. He looked back to check on the other before walking a few steps ahead and stopping.

“Woah, it’s way more beautiful than i remember” infront of him were trees full of cherry blossoms, grass filled with flowers, with different colors. A waterfall completing the view. “ Guess Madara still took care of it after all”

Tobirama is trying really hard no to have a premature aneurysm whenever Izuna does something remotely silly on the way. Again, he’s aware that Izuna is a shinobi but that doesn’t help the situation at all.

He follows anyway.

The little oasis hidden behind the cabin surprises him, welcoming him with bright colours and the sweet scent of flowers. Tobirama stands still for a while, simply looking around and taking it all in.

“Has he? I wouldn’t say that he would be into…this.”

It’s beautiful nevertheless.

“He isn’t one to display how he really is. He’s way softer when you’re closer to him. Not to mention extremely cute sometimes” He giggled a bt at the last sentence.

He sat down, dropping the rest of his body back, as he laid on the grass. “It’s been so long since i came here. I seriously missed it”

Turning his head to the side, he looked at Tobirama, “I don’t think I’ve ever told you how much i truly love, I seriously love you tobi, you’re he best”

“I wouldn’t know,” Tobirama counters, soon joining Izuna on the grass just as he gets hit by Izuna’s heartfelt words. He cannot say that he doesn’t know those things but hearing them like this makes his pulse flutter.

“I hardly am, but I love you too, Izuna. With all my heart,” carefully, Tobirama leans down down over him, lips ghosting over Izuna’s as he waits for permission.

“You may kiss me, my beautiful white haired prince” Izuna said, in the most dramatic way. Allowing his lover to kiss him, kissing back gently.

Pulling away a bit after, as he locked his eyes with Tobirama’s, Smiling a bit. “Could we go check out the uchiha compound. I need to know if they are all calm”

Tobirama snorts into the kiss, pulling away when Izuna does to simply rest his forehead against Izuna’s. He was a moment - a quiet peaceful one, where he doesn’t have to worry about a thing.

“Soon. Why don’t we stay here for a little while?” It is a suggestion more than anything, and Tobirama soon emphasises his desire by folding himself next to Izuna instead of hovering over him.

"Aww, could it be the Great tobirama is missing my love" The Uchiha Said, teasingly. "You may be even more softer than Madara"

He extended his arms outwards, grabing His lover's hands, pulling Tobirama into a hug. As he rested his head on his chest. "I'll give you all the love you need. But promise to take me to the compound"

    They say there is a fine line between love and hate.

    Tobirama would disagree if you had asked a few years ago, maybe even months. Any point in time up until something in him broke and he and Izuna went from wrestling on the training grounds to kissing in a matter of seconds.

    Now, Tobirama is usually a rational man. Logical. But all of that was lost in a matter of minutes and  from then on, things went downhill. And yet, their strange arrangement (which he is afraid to call a relationship) makes him…happy. Or content. It is still a  strange concept to him in the times of peace, ending up trailing after an Uchiha like a lost puppy.

    It is unusual, alright. He is not one for public displays of affection so hiding their relationship was easy. Sure, sometimes he wanted to reach over and bury his face in Izuna’s neck or wipe the blood and sweat from his face but he has always managed to restrain himself.

    There is no way in hell that Tobirama would have ever considered this love. At least he doesn’t think so. He’s not one for much of affection or showing the way he feels - that is Izuna’s specialty. And yet he finds himself anticipating the moments when Izuna breaks into his office after work.

    “You are early today. Has your brother started another shouting match with mine?”

diedbeforeturning25

Tobirama respectfully looks away while Izuna changes, waiting for the tell-tale go ahead which comes in the form of Izuna pulling him away. He immediately turns, keeping his hand in Izuna’s while simultaneously making sure that the Uchiha isn’t about to keel over at every corner.

Kami forbid if he accidentally opens his stitches.

“Careful, Izuna. I just took you out of the hospital - technically illegally - and I don’t want to have to return you there just yet.” Nevertheless, Tobirama leads Izuna out of the hospital, allowing his partner to take the lead and pull him wherever he wants to go. As long as it sensible and within boundaries. 

“You really worry too much, yet some call ypu heartless. I must say, I’m more than grateful having you as a boyfriend” The Uchiha smiled, as he lead Tobirama along, Walking her and there.

“Hey, mind if i take you somewhere? It isn’t known by many, but I always used to go there as a child” He knew shouldn’t take Tobirama to a place Madara showed him only, but he was his lover, it was okay, wasn’t it?

“It isn’t that far from here”

Tobirama scoffs at the first part, though maybe, just maybe, the slightest dusting of pink adorns his cheeks. Hs rather shakes his head to get rid of it, turning back to Izuna.

“Okay. Lead the way, then,” he consents, hoping that Izuna isn’t lying to him. He’s fully aware that Izuna is a shinobi but after having him nearly die in his arms, it is natural that Tobirama is a little cautious.

Pulling his lover’s hand he drags him along the way, going over some hills and passing alot of places. Only for them to stop at an abandoned place.

Going inside the abandoned cabin, he opens it’s back door, gesturing for Tobirama to follow along. He bent down, sliding down the slanted ground. Until he hit the end. He looked back to check on the other before walking a few steps ahead and stopping.

“Woah, it’s way more beautiful than i remember” infront of him were trees full of cherry blossoms, grass filled with flowers, with different colors. A waterfall completing the view. “ Guess Madara still took care of it after all”

Tobirama is trying really hard no to have a premature aneurysm whenever Izuna does something remotely silly on the way. Again, he’s aware that Izuna is a shinobi but that doesn’t help the situation at all.

He follows anyway.

The little oasis hidden behind the cabin surprises him, welcoming him with bright colours and the sweet scent of flowers. Tobirama stands still for a while, simply looking around and taking it all in.

“Has he? I wouldn’t say that he would be into…this.”

It’s beautiful nevertheless.

“He isn’t one to display how he really is. He’s way softer when you’re closer to him. Not to mention extremely cute sometimes” He giggled a bt at the last sentence.

He sat down, dropping the rest of his body back, as he laid on the grass. “It’s been so long since i came here. I seriously missed it”

Turning his head to the side, he looked at Tobirama, “I don’t think I’ve ever told you how much i truly love, I seriously love you tobi, you’re he best”

“I wouldn’t know,” Tobirama counters, soon joining Izuna on the grass just as he gets hit by Izuna’s heartfelt words. He cannot say that he doesn’t know those things but hearing them like this makes his pulse flutter.

“I hardly am, but I love you too, Izuna. With all my heart,” carefully, Tobirama leans down down over him, lips ghosting over Izuna’s as he waits for permission.

"You may kiss me, my beautiful white haired prince" Izuna said, in the most dramatic way. Allowing his lover to kiss him, kissing back gently.

Pulling away a bit after, as he locked his eyes with Tobirama's, Smiling a bit. "Could we go check out the uchiha compound. I need to know if they are all calm"

#StealHisLook

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Someone: Oh my god everything is awful!! This can’t get any worse!!!

Someone from the Uchiha clan: Hold my beer.