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New York skyline seen from the Hudson. Ca. 1900.
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
New York skyline seen from the Hudson. Ca. 1900.
Edward glanced as one more person dropped off a single egg, his egg crates being filled up with magic floating eggs. “Thank you for your egg in these trying times.”
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He looked at the eggs. So, so so many eggs.
Edward was quiet. “Alberto. There are a few farmers around? I need to ask if they want some eggs.”
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
Send in ‘🥚’ to give my muse an egg in this trying time.
[Or just send in multiple to egg my muse.]
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
Send in ‘🥚’ to give my muse an egg in this trying time.
[Or just send in multiple to egg my muse.]
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
any fantasy world where you can’t use magic for HRT and transitioning is dumb
Any alchemist that can’t make Potion of Trans Your Gender is a HACK and an INCOMPETENT!
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
any fantasy world where you can’t use magic for HRT and transitioning is dumb
Any alchemist that can’t make Potion of Trans Your Gender is a HACK and an INCOMPETENT!
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
((Since I’m trying to bring this muse back, lets send this around. Like/Reblog this if you wanna interact with an immortal girl who can travel the multiverse freely and fuck around with things.
Also she’s part sword.))
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
((Since I’m trying to bring this muse back, lets send this around. Like/Reblog this if you wanna interact with an immortal girl who can travel the multiverse freely and fuck around with things.
Also she’s part sword.))
iamclearlyawizard reblogged
splattermemes-deactivated202007
small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
- “Get down here!”
- “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
- “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
- “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
- “I don’t appreciate your height.”
- “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
- “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
- “I KNOW you can see me.”
- “Fear me!!!”
- “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
- “Can you lift me for a second?”
- “Slow down! I have short legs.”
- “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
- “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
- “I always win at hide and seek.”
- “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
- “Heels make me feel powerful.”
- “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
- “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
- “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
- “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
- “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
- “Does my height offend you?”
- “Let me reach that for you.”
- “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
- “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
- “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
- “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
- “No, I don’t play basketball.”
- “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
- “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
- “My legs are long and sexy.”
- “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
- “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
- “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
- “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
- “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
- “Why are you standing on the counter?”
- “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
- “Let me block the sun for you.”
- “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
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splattermemes-deactivated202007
small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
- “Get down here!”
- “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
- “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
- “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
- “I don’t appreciate your height.”
- “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
- “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
- “I KNOW you can see me.”
- “Fear me!!!”
- “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
- “Can you lift me for a second?”
- “Slow down! I have short legs.”
- “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
- “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
- “I always win at hide and seek.”
- “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
- “Heels make me feel powerful.”
- “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
- “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
- “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
- “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
- “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
- “Does my height offend you?”
- “Let me reach that for you.”
- “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
- “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
- “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
- “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
- “No, I don’t play basketball.”
- “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
- “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
- “My legs are long and sexy.”
- “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
- “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
- “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
- “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
- “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
- “Why are you standing on the counter?”
- “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
- “Let me block the sun for you.”
- “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
splattermemes-deactivated202007
small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
- “Get down here!”
- “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
- “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
- “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
- “I don’t appreciate your height.”
- “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
- “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
- “I KNOW you can see me.”
- “Fear me!!!”
- “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
- “Can you lift me for a second?”
- “Slow down! I have short legs.”
- “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
- “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
- “I always win at hide and seek.”
- “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
- “Heels make me feel powerful.”
- “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
- “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
- “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
- “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
- “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
- “Does my height offend you?”
- “Let me reach that for you.”
- “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
- “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
- “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
- “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
- “No, I don’t play basketball.”
- “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
- “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
- “My legs are long and sexy.”
- “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
- “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
- “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
- “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
- “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
- “Why are you standing on the counter?”
- “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
- “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
- “Let me block the sun for you.”
- “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
Twins replace his tooth paste with fish paste. The leave a note behind the mirror next to his actual tooth paste that said "poisson d'avril!"
Edward was quiet as he opened up his toothpaste. He paused and sniffed it. “I... What is this...” HE noticed the note and pulled at it in a fury. “French? What? Who speaks...” He paused. “The damn twins! Kiiiiids!”
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Send “ ✏“ plus a scenario you’ve always wanted to rp with our muses and I’ll tell you whether or not I’m interested!
(If you cannot see the emoji send “Pencil” plus a scenario.)
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right in the guts. angst sentences.
- “It always comes back to this with you, doesn’t it?”
- “Why can’t you just learn to let the fuck go.”
- “Did it over occur to you that I never wanted this to begin with?”
- “Why can’t you just look at me for one god damn second!”
- “Let go of my hand.”
- “I don’t want to talk to you right now.”
- “Why are you — saying all these things —”
- “You know what? I was wrong. You never really meant anything to me. You’re broken, you’re beyond fixing, you’re not something I want to take the time to handle. Simple as that.”
- “You’re a god damn mistake, that’s what you are.”
- “I never wanted anything to do with you to begin with.”
- “This, us, was a fucking mistake and I should have known the second things went further than planned.”
- “I can’t do this anymore.”
- “I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”
- “If anything, you were a fucking waste of time.”
- “I just don’t feel anything anymore.”
- “Looking at you I see nothing but something I need to put an end to.”
- “Oh? Really? You thought we had a future? What gave you that idea.”
- “Is this even going anywhere?”
- “Why can’t we just talk about it —”
- “Does it ever occur to you that I am done talking? That I am done with reflecting upon my words and action? Can’t you just take a fucking hint that I’m done with you? I don’t want anything to do with you anymore.”
- “We’re through. I don’t want to do this anymore.”
- “You were broken to begin with.”
- “How am I supposed to ‘love you’ when I never had feelings to being with.”
- “Haha, I don’t know who gave you THAT idea, but we’re not an item. We never were.”
- “I’d like for you to leave now.”
- “Just get out. Get out and leave me alone.”
- “Why are you — saying all these things??? Where did they come from???”
- “If you never were happy to begin with, how come you never told me?! I would have listened, I would have helped —”
- “I don’t need, or want help, what I want is for you to get the fuck away from me.”
- “You’re damaged goods and I can’t find the patience to take on you as a project.”
- “You’re the kind of crazy I don’t want to deal with.”
- “Lately you’ve become a burden, and I can’t handle it anymore.”
- “If you’d just leave me alone, that’d be great.”
- “Oh come on, the second we got to know each other, the due date were already set on us. We were never meant to last forever. Our relationship had a deadline, and now we’re at it; so, what you gonna do?”
- “This is all on you.”
- “Save your tears. I’m done here.”
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